Just you wait!

By Anonymous - 07/08/2022 00:00

Today, after surgery on my penis, I’m on drugs to prevent erections. My girlfriend now thinks it’s hilarious to walk around naked, bend over in front of me, and do other sexy stuff, because she knows I can’t do anything to her and it’s killing me. In three weeks, her ass is mine. FML
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AzraelAngelus 15

I hope you mean that literally

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Anderling 32

Dude, she is actively looking to impede your healing process after surgery for ***** and giggles. Kick her out NOW.

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AzraelAngelus 15

I hope you mean that literally

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RichardPencil 30

Why wait three weeks? You can toss her salad now.

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slkeithh 14

"In three weeks, her ass is mine." For 30 seconds. Grow up and pleasure her without thinking of your own.

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HayNow 11

Oh take a joke and laugh sometimes...

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Anderling 32

Dude, she is actively looking to impede your healing process after surgery for ***** and giggles. Kick her out NOW.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Yeah... not funny. If it's a genuine health risk/issue, she should not be doing anything that could hinder the healing process. Your final sentence was hysterical, though. I have to ask, did you mean that literally or figuratively? But just be careful she doesn't turn the tables and yell rape or something... some girls are vindictive that way.

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