Just you wait!

By Anonymous - 07/08/2022 00:00

Today, after surgery on my penis, I’m on drugs to prevent erections. My girlfriend now thinks it’s hilarious to walk around naked, bend over in front of me, and do other sexy stuff, because she knows I can’t do anything to her and it’s killing me. In three weeks, her ass is mine. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 095
You deserved it 236

Same thing different taste

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AzraelAngelus 15

I hope you mean that literally

Dude, she is actively looking to impede your healing process after surgery for ***** and giggles. Kick her out NOW.

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AzraelAngelus 15

I hope you mean that literally

Why wait three weeks? You can toss her salad now.

slkeithh 14

"In three weeks, her ass is mine." For 30 seconds. Grow up and pleasure her without thinking of your own.

Oh take a joke and laugh sometimes...

Dude, she is actively looking to impede your healing process after surgery for ***** and giggles. Kick her out NOW.

Yeah... not funny. If it's a genuine health risk/issue, she should not be doing anything that could hinder the healing process. Your final sentence was hysterical, though. I have to ask, did you mean that literally or figuratively? But just be careful she doesn't turn the tables and yell rape or something... some girls are vindictive that way.