Today, I'm apparently so desperate for companionship that my body has subconsciously synced my period with the girl who works in the cubicle adjacent to mine. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML
Today, my boss called me in to have a serious talk. The "serious talk" was him asking me to notify him of my menstrual cycle ahead of time so he can "avoid that shit". FML
Today, I realized that without fail, even if I'm not supposed to get it, I get my period just in time for vacations. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to start using a period tracker app so I can tell him which week of each month he needs to "stay the hell away" from me. FML
Today, I went on a first date. We had the same phone, and we'd put them down next to each other on the table. I get a message and we both look. It’s my period tracker telling me to be careful, because the floodgates are opening. FML
Today, I found out that my wife and two teenage daughters' periods are all one week after the other. I am living in hell almost every single day. FML
Today, I started a new job. I also started my period, and have the shits. FML
Today, I got my period. 10 minutes into a 3 hour exam. Apparently they are serious when they say you may not leave the room under any circumstances. FML
Today, I started my period, complete with cramps, diarrhoea, a headache, bloating, and aching legs. Apparently my body didn't get the message that I had a total hysterectomy a month ago, including my ovaries, tubes and cervix. FML
Today, while my partner usually has their work mic muted, I went in and complained about my period. Turns out today was the one day they didn't have it muted. Their whole team heard, and I used to work with some of them. FML
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Top comments
HSOMGF 5
You realize that your desperate need for companionship and the cycle sync are unrelated, right? Women who work or live in close proximity often experience synced menstrual periods. So, you're not special. Sorry.
TADspace 30
How do you know it synced with hers?
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Comments (66)
UltimateGIRness 16
Ok.this is random,but I love your profile description.best show on earth
gkdine18 1
I'd really hate to work in that office...
theluckyones 10
4. We don't enjoy our Period, but we do appreciate the fact that we can have children. (even though I don't want children, I like to have the option still open)
freshlybreezy 15
Or if you have a REALLY Drunk night, it's gonna be the only thing you look forward to...
GarysMom725 10
Women who work together or live together naturally sync their cycles. Thank Mother Nature for that.
PeeNaught 3
I lol thank you...
heygirlie777 21
4 and 31- what show is that from?
heygirlie777 21
Nevermind I just realized its friends:) I haven't seen a lot of episodes but I love the ones I've seen.
subwaysurfers 13
NOOR SWORE! Oh but it was her imagination of how it happened so it doesn't count :) (earlier reference btw)
MoniSanford 0
It's called pheromones.