Today, I'm apparently so desperate for companionship that my body has subconsciously synced my period with the girl who works in the cubicle adjacent to mine. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML
Today, my boss called me in to have a serious talk. The "serious talk" was him asking me to notify him of my menstrual cycle ahead of time so he can "avoid that shit". FML
Today, I realized that without fail, even if I'm not supposed to get it, I get my period just in time for vacations. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to start using a period tracker app so I can tell him which week of each month he needs to "stay the hell away" from me. FML
Today, I went on a first date. We had the same phone, and we'd put them down next to each other on the table. I get a message and we both look. It’s my period tracker telling me to be careful, because the floodgates are opening. FML
Today, I found out that my wife and two teenage daughters' periods are all one week after the other. I am living in hell almost every single day. FML
Today, I started a new job. I also started my period, and have the shits. FML
Today, I got my period. 10 minutes into a 3 hour exam. Apparently they are serious when they say you may not leave the room under any circumstances. FML
Today, I started my period, complete with cramps, diarrhoea, a headache, bloating, and aching legs. Apparently my body didn't get the message that I had a total hysterectomy a month ago, including my ovaries, tubes and cervix. FML
Today, while my partner usually has their work mic muted, I went in and complained about my period. Turns out today was the one day they didn't have it muted. Their whole team heard, and I used to work with some of them. FML
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Top comments
HSOMGF 5
You realize that your desperate need for companionship and the cycle sync are unrelated, right? Women who work or live in close proximity often experience synced menstrual periods. So, you're not special. Sorry.
TADspace 30
How do you know it synced with hers?
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Comments (66)
coolbrony12 3
Wait how do you know that?o.0
djinnsnme 19
At least you have something to talk about, no matter how awkward it may be.
malli88 8
Or he is just ripping u off hhaha
subwaysurfers 13
Haha my bad. I couldn't remember the exact words...stop mocking me!
mimerino 9
Umm, every girl does that overtime, idiot.
mega20913 8
period buddies??
eveadamsnyc 2
Women's cycles naturally sync regardless of your desperate needs.
ohmandapants 17
35- speak for yourself lol if it were possible for men to get pregnant and have babies I'd flip a coin or something with my husband/boyfriend to see who would have to do it. I'm certainly not thinking "yay! I'm a woman I can have babies if I want to!".
vbmg152 19
That has nothing to do with your needs! Women's bodies have a way of getting in sync with each other when you live together or work together! Didn't they teach you guys this stuff in school?
ittybitttyme 8
It doesn't work that way. Your brain doesn't do it, your body does