Today, I'm a 15 year old boy who is bald. Why am I bald? My little brother thought it would be funny to put glue in my hair gel. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks of my hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML
Today, my 7 year old brother decided that it would be fun to cut off my hair. I woke from a long nap after working the late shift, to about 15 inches of my long blonde hair all over my bed and floor. I now have bloody bald spots and really choppy hair about 3 inches long. He got away with it. FML
Today, my brother thought it’d be a hilarious prank to put Super Glue in my hair extension glue. I didn’t notice until after the first couple of rows. FML
Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be absolutely hilarious to replace my cold sore cream with superglue. FML
Today, I decided I wanted to bleach my hair, so I asked my mother for help. Apparently, something went wrong, because clumps of my hair started falling out. Now I'm half blonde and half bald, and my mom is just laughing at me. FML
Today, I noticed several grey streaks in my hair while putting it in its usual combover. I'm only 18 years-old, and my hair was once one of my greatest sources of pride. FML
Today, as a 17-year-old, after having gone to the doctor to about some unusual hair loss, it turns out I simply have crappy genetics, and should expect to be fully bald within a year. FML
Today, I woke up to my brother chopping all my bangs off. When I yelled at him, he could only shout back, "You can see clearly now, the bangs are gone!" FML
Today, my dad came up behind me with a pair of scissors, and pretended to snip away at my hair. I was sure he was joking, so I just sat there and didn't react. Later, I felt the back of my head and looked at my hand. Suffice it to say, I now have a large bald patch on the back of my head. FML
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IndigoKitty 3
cheer up, could be worse, some 15 year olds are bald because they've got cancer.
HoesInaBox 0
How much gel do you use that you had to shave your whole head? sheesh o_o
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Comments (251)
Summer95 0
That sux! Bright side... A) your a guy and B) it will grow back.
yous_an_idiot 0
You know when people have hair that's 6 or more inches long and they're able to spike it up? They use glue. They don't go bald because they're able to wash it out in a hot shower. Stop making shit up.
deanomiye 0
itss just hair haha last time i checked it growss bak tho hahaha
NALANiiE 0
so; are you gonna be 16 tomorrow?
ashleyfemia09 0
aww :[ sweetheart you could've washed it out!! even if it were super glue!! i'm a hairdresser and see stuff like that all the time!!!!! :[[
Cabz2018 0
lol, he's right...it was funny.
esushi 0
I've used glue AS hair gel more times than I can count, as does basically anyone who has had more than a few inches of hair pointing up. There is no reason that anyone should be bald from this.
DefyGravity987 0
there was a kid in my high school that used Elmers glue to hold up his Mohawk... it washes out
animelovedoll 8
Was it super gloo?
Katana9990 3
you deserve it for wearing hair gel