Love: Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML - FML

By NotALuckyGuy - 07/04/2015 16:19 - United States - Columbus

Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2013 05:54 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML

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Today, the handle in the port-a-potty broke off, with me inside. FML

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Today, thanks to some asshole with a padlock, I got trapped in porta potty for over an hour. FML

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By angie24w - 07/08/2018 23:30

Today, I had no choice but to use a porta potty. I was happy to get a clean one. I wasn't happy when a young child tried opening the door and used enough force to break the lock, showing me sitting on the toilet to the world. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2015 02:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

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By missed - 25/06/2021 14:01 - United States

Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2022 04:00 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, both toilets in my house were occupied, so I had to shit outside. FML

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By lookwhereyasittin - 24/01/2016 17:47 - Netherlands - Den Haag

Today, it was the first day in my life that I fell into a toilet because someone left the toilet seat up. I'm a guy. FML

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By never again - 30/11/2019 01:00 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, I finally had sex with the guy I like, but I had to pee really bad. It got really wet down there, and he thought I squirted. I peed everywhere. I let him believe he made me squirt. FML

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WCARlover 34

Wednesday 8 April 2015 0:32

I love how you say "fml" like you had no choice in the matter

Steffi3 40

Wednesday 8 April 2015 0:30

Classy.

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spike7447 13

Wednesday 8 April 2015 2:11

Meh... I suppose it's not the worst place in the world to have sex.

katydid91 31

Wednesday 8 April 2015 7:00

Name a worse place to have sex.

Delsanity 13

Wednesday 8 April 2015 2:14

Losing your virginity should be something important and good that you do slowly and nice not something you just do in a moment of hurry and in a bad place. At least thats my opinion. So you get a ydi.

DaRito 25

Wednesday 8 April 2015 2:18

Doesn't matter, had sex

Peachtranquility 15

Wednesday 8 April 2015 2:20

That's so nasty!

___JP3___ 4

Wednesday 8 April 2015 2:22

Stay classy my friend.

Kiki242 19

Wednesday 8 April 2015 2:27

Were you drugged or held at gun point?

blindkid1790 12

Wednesday 8 April 2015 2:39

Don't care, just had sex!

ptellini 7

Wednesday 8 April 2015 2:40

Ewww

lexwilder 16

Wednesday 8 April 2015 2:40

Behind a bush would have been a better choice. YDI.

CheezItBoi 3

Wednesday 8 April 2015 2:40

"Doesn't matter had sex"

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