Love: Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML - FML

By NotALuckyGuy - 07/04/2015 16:19 - United States - Columbus

Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2013 05:54 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2011 23:04 - United States

Today, the handle in the port-a-potty broke off, with me inside. FML

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By stinkyhair - 19/12/2011 17:48 - United States

Today, thanks to some asshole with a padlock, I got trapped in porta potty for over an hour. FML

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By angie24w - 07/08/2018 23:30

Today, I had no choice but to use a porta potty. I was happy to get a clean one. I wasn't happy when a young child tried opening the door and used enough force to break the lock, showing me sitting on the toilet to the world. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2015 02:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

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By missed - 25/06/2021 14:01 - United States

Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML

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Can't hold it in anymore

By Anonymous - 28/05/2022 04:00 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, both toilets in my house were occupied, so I had to shit outside. FML

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By lookwhereyasittin - 24/01/2016 17:47 - Netherlands - Den Haag

Today, it was the first day in my life that I fell into a toilet because someone left the toilet seat up. I'm a guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2018 20:00 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML

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WCARlover 34

Wednesday 8 April 2015 0:32

I love how you say "fml" like you had no choice in the matter

Steffi3 40

Wednesday 8 April 2015 0:30

Classy.

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malachite1357 11

Wednesday 8 April 2015 1:33

How does that even happen? Actually...never mind. I don't wanna know

baconofthepan 7

Wednesday 8 April 2015 1:37

Blumpkin??

chefnoel22 11

Wednesday 8 April 2015 1:38

Eww its your own fault you are the one who decided to do it there ''you NASTY!''

pizzaloverchick 9

Wednesday 8 April 2015 1:42

Was it intentional or rape? If intentional, you deserved it. If rape, then your life sucks. either way, FYL.

dirah__ 13

Wednesday 8 April 2015 1:43

why would you do that? you had a choice?

CandyApple88 13

Wednesday 8 April 2015 1:48

Totally classy. The only way OP could have done better would have been to chose a night club toilet. Hmmm. Did OP bother to ask their name?

DarkSoul666 12

Wednesday 8 April 2015 1:53

ALL HAIL SATAN

ugafan29379 18

Wednesday 8 April 2015 1:54

"Stay classy San Diego" Ron burgundy

abNormal62 23

Wednesday 8 April 2015 1:58

You lost your virginity in a port a potty And your respect on the Internet with making this FML Seriously dude? Seriously!!! Clearly this is a double "you deserved it"

happypenguins 24

Wednesday 8 April 2015 2:06

Oh how romantic

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