By NotALuckyGuy - 07/04/2015 16:19 - United States - Columbus

Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
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WCARlover 34

I love how you say "fml" like you had no choice in the matter

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Joshawott 21

Doesn't matter, had sex. But yeah OP, you could just said "You know, contrary to popular belief, a portable toilet isn't actually the locale that best reflects the mood befitting such an activity".

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buckdharma 36

A cozy room with a privacy lock, sky lights, and blue water. It's all about how you look at things.

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Steffi3 40

I don't look at it like it's a cozy room, that's for sure

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EarlFug 19

Very romantic when you put it that way!

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bookproblem 2

Me too and the person I'm still with the same person for a year and we are happy together:)

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abNormal62 23

Please tell me you didn't have to stand on a "stool" for maximum positioning capacity

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psshhh 17

Worst mental image ever. They had to want it bad to overcome the smells, the possibility of tipping it over, the myriad of things that could go wrong...

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spatula232 25

I read it as OP losing their virginity to a porta-potty. Was worried lol

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nphill82 21

I vomited in my mouth a little reading that......

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CaroAurelia 12

My question is, why? Not saying YDI, but... why?

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PickledSweets 22

That is so disgusting. I shudder at the thought of going to the bathroom in one, let alone having sex in one. What possessed either of you to do that in a porta-potty? Actually, I probably don't wanna know....

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Miss_Moody23 19

The first time I witnessed this was at a music festival where there were COPIOUS amounts of drugs. Meth, ecstacy, cocaine. The couples who stumbled out of the porta-potties definitely looked more cooked than mum's roast chook.

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