Today, I lost my cell phone. Since I sleep on the couch, I started looking through the cushions. I didn't find my phone, but after 6 months of uncomfortably sleeping on the couch, I find out I'm sleeping on top of a pull out bed. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, while trying to find my phone in the depths of the sheets on my bed, I gave my comforter a huge shake. A second later, I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on my nightstand. Found it. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom, only to find out that my bed is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML
Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML
Today, I need a new mattress. Last night, I slept on the floor. It was the best sleep I've had in a while. FML
Today, I had to sleep on couch cushions on the kitchen floor because I saw a tiny spider crawl under my bed. FML
Today, I got home after a long day and collapsed onto my bed… forgetting I'd left my laptop open on it. Now I have an expensive, broken pillow. FML
Today, while pulling into my driveway, I slightly bumped into something. My wife. I'll be sleeping on the couch for a while. FML
Today, I had four teeth pulled, and my mom brought me some ice cream to help with the pain. I fell asleep before I could finish it, and without realising, I left the bowl on my bed. I woke up a few hours later with ice cream spilled all over me, my pants, and all over my now-dead phone. FML
Today, I found my phone under the car seat after three days. I flipped it open ready to issue apologies to everyone who had tried to get in touch with me and I had worried. No missed calls. FML
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Top comments
hawaii_love 0
usually those pull-out beds are more uncomfortable than sleeping on the actual sofa anyways...
IndigoKitty 3
why are you sleeping on the couch anyway? i assume you've been slumming it round a friends or something. in which case, they should have told you! Uncomfortable sleep can be torture though
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Comments (133)
lexiBRo 0
lol #47 OP- Well look at it this way, now you have a bed to sleep on tonight that you didn't have last night. =/
jewelzgalore 0
Lol, I've done that before, too. Well not for 6 months but still. I'm sorry, haha.
tehhotness 0
Fitting. "by - stupid (woman)", is there any other kind of woman?
Chefwannabe 0
And you wonder why do you don't have a girlfriend?
tehhotness 0
I do and have one, over two years
Kristoffer 35
plastic ones don't count
sexymessy 0
blah i feel sorry for your girlfriend,cough if you even have one.
adamdrinkslots 0
if you get a chance, check out the website 'ijustwanttotellyou'
theflamezbegin 0
Not sure what to do about the bed, but if you're still looking for your phone, just dial your number on another one.
DeltaBalls 2
Lol wow.. if I were ever going to be on a couch for 6 freakin months, and it were that uncomfortable, I'd take it apart to find out wth the problem is. And not literally teaar it apart.. just take it apart ya know
poopsicle22 0
couches aren't really made for sleeping on, she probably just thought it was a normal couch. that wouldn't really warrant disassembly.
16274692 0
how could this possibly be a YDI..? FYI..at least you'll sleep better now (:
staceybby 0
haha that's totally something i would do.
Avenging_Angel 0
Fail. This isn't even funny, you're just a dumb ass -_-
mangotreats 2
i really liked this one! :)