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Nervous laughing

By Anonymous - 18/11/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, my parents and I were looking for something using the TV's search bar. Despite never, ever watching anything resembling porn, one of the default search options was, "Hot female Asian sex videos." Thank God they have an excellent sense of humor, as they laughed their heads off. FML

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Monday 18 November 2024 18:39

Maybe you never, ever watched everything resembling ****, but your dad certainly did. Maybe with your mom.

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Monday 18 November 2024 18:39

Maybe you never, ever watched everything resembling ****, but your dad certainly did. Maybe with your mom.

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