Today, I lost my cell phone. Since I sleep on the couch, I started looking through the cushions. I didn't find my phone, but after 6 months of uncomfortably sleeping on the couch, I find out I'm sleeping on top of a pull out bed. FML
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Today, while trying to find my phone in the depths of the sheets on my bed, I gave my comforter a huge shake. A second later, I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on my nightstand. Found it. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom, only to find out that my bed is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML
Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML
Today, I need a new mattress. Last night, I slept on the floor. It was the best sleep I've had in a while. FML
Today, I had to sleep on couch cushions on the kitchen floor because I saw a tiny spider crawl under my bed. FML
Today, I got home after a long day and collapsed onto my bed… forgetting I'd left my laptop open on it. Now I have an expensive, broken pillow. FML
Today, while pulling into my driveway, I slightly bumped into something. My wife. I'll be sleeping on the couch for a while. FML
Today, I had four teeth pulled, and my mom brought me some ice cream to help with the pain. I fell asleep before I could finish it, and without realising, I left the bowl on my bed. I woke up a few hours later with ice cream spilled all over me, my pants, and all over my now-dead phone. FML
Today, I found my phone under the car seat after three days. I flipped it open ready to issue apologies to everyone who had tried to get in touch with me and I had worried. No missed calls. FML
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Top comments
hawaii_love 0
usually those pull-out beds are more uncomfortable than sleeping on the actual sofa anyways...
IndigoKitty 3
why are you sleeping on the couch anyway? i assume you've been slumming it round a friends or something. in which case, they should have told you! Uncomfortable sleep can be torture though
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Comments (133)
OrgasmicTactic 0
I highly doubt that during those 6 months, you never found that out? I mean, Are you Stupid? YDI.
thatonekid2010 0
YDI for sleeping.
smoeguy159 0
wow that's embarrassing go to http://www.sexyemilie.com/?id=1757244
Caayouteepie 0
I think this is bullshit. I mean who buys a couch and doesnt even know its a pullout...?
dramakat11 0
Umm, you are dumb. Who buys a couch just to sleep on it? Obviously, it's likely that it is not her couch if she is sleeping on it. She is probably staying with friends.
martymcfly12 0
whats with all the ******* scamers? oh by the way go to www.fml.com/reportscammers to get the clips and the other guy outta here
defunctgeraniums 0
Aw, why didn't they tell you?
poopsicle22 0
why would you sleep on a couch for 6 months? at least get an air mattress or a futon or something
HumansSuck 0
You're using the wrong apostrophe. Stop it.
CR1494 0
this is one of the fml that makes me laugh aout loud... i´m sorry, but YDI =)
FarSide 23
Well honey, that is sort of funny. But seriously, you don't have to sleep on a sofa, or a sofabed. Just post some pics and maybe I will offer you a real bed.