Today, I lost my cell phone. Since I sleep on the couch, I started looking through the cushions. I didn't find my phone, but after 6 months of uncomfortably sleeping on the couch, I find out I'm sleeping on top of a pull out bed. FML
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Today, while trying to find my phone in the depths of the sheets on my bed, I gave my comforter a huge shake. A second later, I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on my nightstand. Found it. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom, only to find out that my bed is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML
Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML
Today, I need a new mattress. Last night, I slept on the floor. It was the best sleep I've had in a while. FML
Today, I had to sleep on couch cushions on the kitchen floor because I saw a tiny spider crawl under my bed. FML
Today, I got home after a long day and collapsed onto my bed… forgetting I'd left my laptop open on it. Now I have an expensive, broken pillow. FML
Today, while pulling into my driveway, I slightly bumped into something. My wife. I'll be sleeping on the couch for a while. FML
Today, I had four teeth pulled, and my mom brought me some ice cream to help with the pain. I fell asleep before I could finish it, and without realising, I left the bowl on my bed. I woke up a few hours later with ice cream spilled all over me, my pants, and all over my now-dead phone. FML
Today, I found my phone under the car seat after three days. I flipped it open ready to issue apologies to everyone who had tried to get in touch with me and I had worried. No missed calls. FML
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hawaii_love 0
usually those pull-out beds are more uncomfortable than sleeping on the actual sofa anyways...
IndigoKitty 3
why are you sleeping on the couch anyway? i assume you've been slumming it round a friends or something. in which case, they should have told you! Uncomfortable sleep can be torture though
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Comments (133)
kewlz323 0
hahahahahahahahahaha....
pleasedonttellme 0
YDI for sleepin on a couch YDI for being alive YDI for being a mental retard and YDI fir posting a fake FML this could be real but you have already posted like 4 FML's and even though you are mentally ****** Yourlife can't be that ******
Curbstomp 0
I'm sorry, but you're stupid. If someone doesn't sign in, they're asked to make a nickname for posting. That's why there are so many Anonymous' (correct pluralization? I don't know.) So it's not that she has posted so many FMLs, it's that 'Stupid' happens to be a popular nickname. You really shouldn't act so smug and stuck-up when you don't know what you're talking about... OP: Sorry to hear that.. but at least now you have a bed! But to be honest, pull-outs are probably worse than just sleeping on the couch... :)
tehredbaran 0
Nope - an apostrophe NEVER makes something plural. The same goes for the person above. It's sad that very few people know how to use apostrophes.
cs68507 0
This is definitely something I would do. Invest in an aerobed...it's really worth it.
crazyasianlady 0
Haha!
NDnation44 0
haha stupid woman
skierguy 0
This is a good one. We need more funny fml's like this one and less, "ohhhh, boo hoo, I'm fat", and "ohhhh, boo hoo, I haven't been laid in years".
DJ375 0
dumbass common sense isn't common
AnaMaree 0
Get out of you parent's house. YDI.
StealthStorm67 0
Maybe, just maybe, the OP is a minor and still living with his parents, not by choice, but by law... I'm doing the same, I sleep on the couch, it's not fold-out though, be glad you're blessed with any type of bed.
poopsicle22 0
Your parents must really hate you if they've never even gotten you a bed.
maddog_fml 0
Oooh women!