Geek: Today, I found my phone under the car seat after three days....

By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 22:06 - United States

Today, I found my phone under the car seat after three days. I flipped it open ready to issue apologies to everyone who had tried to get in touch with me and I had worried. No missed calls. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 23:49 - United States

Today, while driving, I realized I had left my phone on top of my car when I was getting in. Panicking, I drove back to look for it. I found it in the middle of the street, still intact. Yay! When I went back to my car, I noticed I had locked my door, and the keys were in the ignition. FML

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You deserved it 38 634

By dumbass - 01/10/2009 20:07 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML

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By nerderer - 30/04/2015 18:48 - United States - Duluth

Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2011 06:57 - United States

Today, I found my dead phone that had been missing for two weeks. I turned it on to see that I had only gotten 2 text messages during the two weeks. They were both from my mother. FML

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You deserved it 6 627

So frustrating!

By Anonymous - 17/02/2024 09:00 - Germany

Today, I left my phone on the roof of my car after pumping gas. I drove off, and it wasn't until I heard a thud that I realized what had happened. Now my phone has a gash in the screen, and it's receiving angry texts from my girlfriend that I can't answer. FML

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You deserved it 446

By Anonymous - 03/02/2013 07:14 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, after having lost my phone three days ago, I paid a $150 non-refundable fee to have my phone replaced and mailed to me by Tuesday. A half hour later, I found my original phone. FML

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You deserved it 16 113

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2011 17:07 - United States

Today, I couldn't find my phone. Worried that I'd accidentally thrown it in the trash, I emptied out all the bins and searched the garbage. An hour later, my daughter said she'd found it by the bathroom sink. FML

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You deserved it 26 776

Brainrot

By queenbee12345678 - 19/02/2012 19:29 - United States

Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML

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You deserved it 26 502

By Anonymous - 01/03/2013 07:02 - United States - San Jose

Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML

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You deserved it 41 466

What are the chances?

By Anonymous - 11/03/2016 12:20 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML

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blondebabycakes 0

Friday 17 April 2009 1:26

I know how you feel:)

herb517 0

Friday 17 April 2009 1:26

unfortunate. maybe you should be a better friend...or at least get some good weed...then youll have lots of friends XFD

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purplestuff_fml 0

Friday 17 April 2009 1:19

Not really a FML but atleast you found your phone

xPedobear 0

Monday 23 August 2010 3:05

So what... no one called you in 3 days this isn't an FML think of all the kids with cancer

patriotsfan12 4

Sunday 6 January 2013 9:17

Who still has a flip phone?

tyr33s3 8

Saturday 24 May 2014 16:13

It's from 2009

BaldOuting 0

Friday 17 April 2009 1:20

awww that's always so sad when that happens.

FML_x2 0

Friday 17 April 2009 1:25

You've got some great friends.

blondebabycakes 0

Friday 17 April 2009 1:26

I know how you feel:)

Neonnight 0

Tuesday 22 November 2011 19:42

I hate that, it's so sad when u open ur phone and no response whatsoever :P

noName123456 0

Friday 17 April 2009 1:26

ha that sucks

herb517 0

Friday 17 April 2009 1:26

unfortunate. maybe you should be a better friend...or at least get some good weed...then youll have lots of friends XFD

rakhil11 7

Friday 17 April 2009 1:28

i never get calls on my cell. so HA! (i wouldn't even care that i lost my cell phone i never use it anyhoo so...)

redsox4021 0

Saturday 17 April 2010 6:49

#8 we figured that from your **** anime profile pic you ****

kellster 2

Friday 17 April 2009 1:29

Aw, that sucks. But at least you got your phone back!

nakke 0

Friday 17 April 2009 1:29

Don't your friends use the internet? Unless you're used to getting tens of calls daily I don't see how this can be a FML.

NinjaAssasin720 0

Monday 1 October 2012 22:15

I agree

Chanty90 0

Friday 17 April 2009 1:30

I can relate >_

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Feeling goofy, I thought it’d be funny to try to reenact that horrible sex scene from the movie Showgirls. I threw my body back, but completely lost my balance and smashed my head on the headboard. I ended up with a bad concussion and a huge hospital bill. FML

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Today, I fulfilled my lifelong dream of going on a family trip to Disneyland. Less than two hours in the park, my kids have been scared shitless by every single character, they don’t want to ride any rides, my husband is drunk, and the mouse ears headband gave me a vomit-inducing migraine. FML

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Today, my best friend texted me and told me she broke up with her boyfriend. Trying to be supportive, I sent a long message about how he never deserved her and that I was there for her if she needed someone to vent to. She replied, "Are you high?" FML

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Today, I found out that what I thought was my brother gasping and groaning in his dreams most nights is actually him jacking off. FML

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Today, my mother, who works in retail, wears her mask around my dad and my siblings, but deliberately takes it off around me. I always knew she hated me. FML

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Today, I found out that my university had not accepted the internship I did when I was in college. They placed me in the same bank I interned in, with the same bank manager that I flipped the middle finger at after finishing my internship. FML

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Today, it's my birthday. I asked everyone for iTunes money, pleased to finally be able to buy some new songs for my iPod. After receiving several gift cards, I discovered that my iPod had been stolen. FML

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Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML

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Same thing different taste

This ol' truck

So frustrating!

Scavengers

Brainrot

What are the chances?

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