Anonymous
Baltimore, United States
Today, I lost a bet with my grandma, and now she's coming with me on my next date. FML
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Ume, Sweden
Today, my grandma reduced me to a sobbing wreck in two short sentences, just to win a bet against my mum. FML
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Saskatoon, Canada
Today, my grandma said, "I know you don't have any plans tonight. Do you want to go to bingo with me?" I said sure out of pity, and ended up being her designated driver after she got wasted later in the evening. FML
dasteve
United States
Today, I won $20 on a scratch ticket my grandma bought me. She wants it back. FML
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Today, my crush won the bet that I made with him yesterday. The bet? That he couldn't land a date by the end of the day. Not only am I down $10, but a possible boyfriend too. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Today, four days after making a $100 bet with my balding, pedo-stache wearing dad over who could get a girlfriend first, he came home and introduced me to his new girlfriend. FML
Anonymous
Minzier, France
Today, I went to the gym with my grandma. In the span of an hour, she was hit on more than I ever have been in my life. FML
Brooklyn
Newport, United States
Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML
lady_jeni
United States
Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has Alzheimer's and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML
carebear1228
San Francisco, United States
Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML
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Today, my girlfriend told me that her parents have a bet going on when we are going to break up. FML
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tackblog 14
I don't say this much, but hopefully, she has memory loss.
Ashamed_Sister 60
Make it a double date. And please explain what happened.
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Comments (89)
karystaal 12
I'd think it would be rather funny and sweet to bring his grandma. If she doesn't like grandma, she's not worth having.
MidnightMadness 8
your gran sounds awesome to be fair!
stargirl_95 24
Why on earth would you agree to a bet like that? Whatever you were hoping to win had better have been awesome.
JMichael 25
She'll show you young whipper snappers how it's done.
EvilLittleMan 23
Granny got game !
sdroze1389 31
what was your prize if you won? and stage a fake date, or find one she wouldn't approve of do it never happens again. another solution would be to never gamble with the elderly, they have experience. they invented that shit.
Enslaved 36
To all the people that are saying to lie and tell the granny that he doesn't have a date etc... A bet is a bet! I can't stand people that renig on their promises. His word should be his bond. Suck it up, take grandma out! And next time don't bet on stakes if you're too much of a bitch to keep. (Sorry if I seem bitter! People still owe me football money!)
Goblin182 26
A bet is a bet. Take Granny on your next date. A real date. Just explain to your date about the bet before the date. If your date refuses to participate they were probably not someone your want to date anyway.
perdix 29
I can see Grandma tagging along during the dinner and the movie, but what's she gonna do during the make-out sesh? On a side note, I would have loved to have brought my late Grandma Jean out on a date. She was a hoot! Girls would have loved that I was descended from such an awesome woman.
x_the_lancer_x 13
Anyone else find it annoying when you accidentally tap the wrong vote? In my opinion, YDI for taking the bet in the first place. Yes, you might be called a pussy for not taking it but that is definitely better than the alternative of possibly losing. I voted for both FYL and YDI because I tapped the wrong one on accident grrrrr...