By ananomus - 22/08/2010 04:26 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend started to kiss my boobs. I am pregnant and started my lactation period. Now every time he looks at me he calls me milky way. FML
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Kick him in the nuts and call him nutcracker.

at least your boyfriend has a sense of humor

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There's a fetish for that, too.

pronounciations 5

ew

it's funny because he drank your milk 

#5 there is an app for that

Well sex is supposed to be healthy and fun. Now you're ahead on the healthy part. That ups your sex appeal you know...

Number 30, tell me more more about this app

op spelt anonymous wrong..

instead it supposed to say "FML" and not "FMI" or is that just me that sees that?

maybe it was a lower case "L"

I brought cookies!!

OP is redefining the game of baseball ;)

OP fails. they said FMl instead of FML and spelt anonymous wrong....

If I was called "Milky Way" I would "Snicker".

8 looks like a duck, anyone agree?

haha now we no who posted the fml dumshit

82 - a duck? that's cute.

I actually thought shookitup was pretty hot XD in a non creeper way

lol at shookitup

how do you deserve this??

OP deserves it for not terminating the pregnancy.

#107: in b4 shitstorm

haha good one and i agree with #1 lol

88 its cause your poking your lips out, thats really not attractive in any way. ;P

88 is hott:)

8 if you do I got cookies :)

So you obviously don't like kissing, therefore you probably havn't had one :/ Yikes.

lol married here, and actually yes i do love kissing my wife especially when i get back from iraq next august

suck my.... and i dont even have one!!!!

Hahahahah! 5, the add would be a baby sucking the boobs and the man staring all bug-eyed

moooooooooooo

i have a feeling hes gonna "milk" that nickname for all its worth.

aha (: thats funny (:

Kick him in the nuts and call him nutcracker.

But she would be the one who "cracked" his nuts?

When my friend was lactating her husband squeezed her breast then said he liked her utters and called her a cow.

it's udders mate.

Ahaha Funny shit xD

I like this more than the fml.

at least your boyfriend has a sense of humor

Haha thats very funny!

a lactation period? this has got to be fake. I've been pregnant twice and never heard this before.. you do however get colostrum but even that's just a yellowy water substance.

being a member on babygaga for the last 3 y

** 3 years, I've never heard of a lactation period and yes baby fingers + iPod touch = premature posting

I think the OP means the period of time you lactate for. Not as in a that time of the month period..

I think the poster is very young and didn't know what to call her lactating nipples, to be honest with you. Young as in, probably 14-17 years of age.

I don't agree. Some women are different. Everyone's body isn't the same. I've not yet had a successful pregnancy, but I have been lactating and sometimes a mere touch could make milk be released. At least from my experience...

I don't agree. Some women are different. Everyone's body isn't the same. I've not yet had a successful pregnancy, but I have been lactating and sometimes a mere touch could make milk be released. At least from my experience...

I don't agree. Some women are different. Everyone's body isn't the same. I've not yet had a successful pregnancy, but I have been lactating and sometimes a mere touch could make milk be released. At least from my experience...

And she could have meant colostrum :P

I don't agree. Some women are different. Everyone's body isn't the same. I've not yet had a successful pregnancy, but I have been lactating and sometimes a mere touch could make milk be released. At least from my experience...

Sorry abt the multiple posts. DAFP!

It's not unheard of for women to begin lactating near the end of their pregnancy, but it's rare enough. For most women lactation doesn't occur until 1-3 days after delivery.

i was lactating for a few weeks before the birth of my son. it just depends on the person i think

I've had three kids and not once have I produced milk while I was pregnant. Your milk doesn't come in until 2-4 days AFTER you give birth.

that's not always true. My sister in law was producing milk 4 days before my niece was born...it all depends on your body...no two pregnancies are the same. just cause you didn't do it doesn't me someone else can't

74, not everyone breast feeds, genius....

lol that's kinda gross..got milk