Anonymous
Baltimore, United States
Today, I lost a bet with my grandma, and now she's coming with me on my next date. FML
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Ume, Sweden
Today, my grandma reduced me to a sobbing wreck in two short sentences, just to win a bet against my mum. FML
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Saskatoon, Canada
Today, my grandma said, "I know you don't have any plans tonight. Do you want to go to bingo with me?" I said sure out of pity, and ended up being her designated driver after she got wasted later in the evening. FML
dasteve
United States
Today, I won $20 on a scratch ticket my grandma bought me. She wants it back. FML
Lovers lost...
Today, my crush won the bet that I made with him yesterday. The bet? That he couldn't land a date by the end of the day. Not only am I down $10, but a possible boyfriend too. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Today, four days after making a $100 bet with my balding, pedo-stache wearing dad over who could get a girlfriend first, he came home and introduced me to his new girlfriend. FML
Anonymous
Minzier, France
Today, I went to the gym with my grandma. In the span of an hour, she was hit on more than I ever have been in my life. FML
Brooklyn
Newport, United States
Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML
lady_jeni
United States
Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has Alzheimer's and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML
carebear1228
San Francisco, United States
Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML
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Today, my girlfriend told me that her parents have a bet going on when we are going to break up. FML
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tackblog 14
I don't say this much, but hopefully, she has memory loss.
Ashamed_Sister 60
Make it a double date. And please explain what happened.
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Comments (89)
zahidnasir 22
find her a new guy and urself a new granddad
leaf25 10
That teaches you! You shouldn't go around placing bets with masters of the game. She's had a lot more years of practice then you have, my friend.
Xotoolyxo 16
Maybe she'll offer some "wisdom"(;
Capt_Air713 13
Awesome grandma! Hahah
KamiyaHaine 18
True test of a man - entertaining grandma on a date! Hahaha!
marinewife01 16
I love this!!
breezyblue33 19
That doesn't have to be a bad thing...plan it out and make it a fun date that you'll all enjoy. Grandma won't be around forever. Make some memories while you still have time.
CrazyManNo9 29
Hilarious and fun!
Muttley9 13
Ask your date if they have an older person around you Grandma's age that wants to come :)
yasyasyasyas 2
She's a legend!