Today, I looked outside and I saw that my new car had been snowed on. Sadly the snow had frozen onto the car, so I spent the entire day getting it off. I came inside. By 8pm, my car had snow all over it again, and this time I left the window open. FML
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Today, I got off from work and noticed that the weather finally warmed up after the recent snowstorm. I hopped into my car and rolled down the windows. When I opened the sun roof, a foot of snow came falling into my car. FML
Today, my city got almost a foot of snow. When I went out to my car, it was covered in snow with a layer of ice underneath. I went to open the trunk to get the window scraper, when the snow that had collected on the top of my back window slid into my trunk. My laptop was the recipient of most of the snow. FML
Today, I went to shovel the massive amount of snow that was on our car. After spending time in the cold wind, I finally finished, realizing it wasn't my car. It was an identical car. FML
Today, I spent nearly half an hour clearing several inches of snow off my car. After almost suffering from hypothermia, I finished. Except the car keys were missing from my pocket, presumably buried under a foot of snow. FML
Today, the roads were OK, so I cleaned the ice and snow off my car so I could go out. I rolled my window down a little bit while I was driving to clear the snow off the base of the window. A chunk of ice flew off my hood, in through the window, and hit my eye. I then hit a snowbank. FML
Today, while walking to my car through the snow, I noticed the sunroof was open and 2 feet of snow had poured in. Angry, I opened the door to start cleaning. That's when I noticed all the wildlife that had taken refuge inside from the cold. Not only were my seat cushions wet, they were torn open. FML
Today, the windows on my car were frozen. I filled up a bucket of hot water, and threw it on the windows. The windows cracked. FML
Today, I spent an hour in a snowstorm waiting for my bus to show up. After I got fed up, I decided to just clean off my car and drive to work. After I was halfway finished swiping off the snow and ice stuck to my car, the bus drove right past me. FML
Today, right before a huge snowstorm hit our area, I broke up with my girlfriend. In her fury, she decided to grab my car keys and roll down all four windows in my car. I now have 2 feet of half melted snow in my backseat. FML
Today, I got stuck in the snow in the middle of street. As I was just beginning to get myself unstuck, the snow plow came by and buried the front end of my car. FML
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sparkIy 0
is it bad that i read "i spent the whole day getting it off", thought something dirty, & laughed?
MadeOfAwesome 1
why would you have your window open in the first place since it's cold enough to snow?
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Comments (101)
Veritas143 0
well let me change that..if someone says something you don't like on the internet..ignore it and it will be forgotten..
emiiiibaby 0
the reason it took all day is cause the ice froze to the car, which of you could read you would know. idiots.
Laurasian 0
Sadly, you're the idiot here....it wouldn't take an entire day to scrape ANY car. PERIOD.
figurey 0
you can get ice off your car with warm water in no time, no reason to spend a day scrapping it off.
KaizerTeel 0
I call fake. not only doesnt it take all day to scrape a car of ice. You wouldnt do it if you werent going anywhere. and you DEFINATLY wouldnt leave your ?window open? afterwards. If you just scraped the ice off your car and didnt go anywhere, why the hell get in the car and open the window?
FortuneFaded 0
All day to clean snow off your car? Oh, okay. It probably takes 5-10 minutes max, unless you have a giant car that is as big as your house or something, which you don't so I don't know.
FortuneFaded 0
Oh yeah, #1 said "that sucks" before, and now it doesn't. So all of you calling sparkly 'dumb' can shut up, as I noticed what it said initially too.
makemesmile22 0
Dude you totally deserved that i mean honestly how stupid can you be to open your ******* car windows in the middle of winter that was a dumb ass move. YDI.
emilang 0
I CAME INSIDE
scottgoods 0
It takes you all day to clean snow off your car? What did you use a tooth brush? Quit being such a pansy! It's winter. If you don't want snow on your car, move out of state don't drive or park in a garage.
newsgit 0
maybe OP was exaggerating when he said "all day". Get over it.