Today, I looked outside and I saw that my new car had been snowed on. Sadly the snow had frozen onto the car, so I spent the entire day getting it off. I came inside. By 8pm, my car had snow all over it again, and this time I left the window open. FML
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Today, I got off from work and noticed that the weather finally warmed up after the recent snowstorm. I hopped into my car and rolled down the windows. When I opened the sun roof, a foot of snow came falling into my car. FML
Today, my city got almost a foot of snow. When I went out to my car, it was covered in snow with a layer of ice underneath. I went to open the trunk to get the window scraper, when the snow that had collected on the top of my back window slid into my trunk. My laptop was the recipient of most of the snow. FML
Today, I went to shovel the massive amount of snow that was on our car. After spending time in the cold wind, I finally finished, realizing it wasn't my car. It was an identical car. FML
Today, I spent nearly half an hour clearing several inches of snow off my car. After almost suffering from hypothermia, I finished. Except the car keys were missing from my pocket, presumably buried under a foot of snow. FML
Today, the roads were OK, so I cleaned the ice and snow off my car so I could go out. I rolled my window down a little bit while I was driving to clear the snow off the base of the window. A chunk of ice flew off my hood, in through the window, and hit my eye. I then hit a snowbank. FML
Today, while walking to my car through the snow, I noticed the sunroof was open and 2 feet of snow had poured in. Angry, I opened the door to start cleaning. That's when I noticed all the wildlife that had taken refuge inside from the cold. Not only were my seat cushions wet, they were torn open. FML
Today, the windows on my car were frozen. I filled up a bucket of hot water, and threw it on the windows. The windows cracked. FML
Today, I spent an hour in a snowstorm waiting for my bus to show up. After I got fed up, I decided to just clean off my car and drive to work. After I was halfway finished swiping off the snow and ice stuck to my car, the bus drove right past me. FML
Today, right before a huge snowstorm hit our area, I broke up with my girlfriend. In her fury, she decided to grab my car keys and roll down all four windows in my car. I now have 2 feet of half melted snow in my backseat. FML
Today, I got stuck in the snow in the middle of street. As I was just beginning to get myself unstuck, the snow plow came by and buried the front end of my car. FML
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sparkIy 0
is it bad that i read "i spent the whole day getting it off", thought something dirty, & laughed?
MadeOfAwesome 1
why would you have your window open in the first place since it's cold enough to snow?
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crashmld 1
I guess if you are dumb enough to stand outside and "clean" off your car all day then you are dumb enough to leave your window open as well. You must have rode the little bus to school each day huh?
NotEven 0
1. Why did you spend time cleaning snow/ice off your car if you weren't going anywhere? 2. Who cares if there is snow or ice on your new car? It won't hurt it. 3. Why the hell would you roll the window down at all? 4. It doesn't take that long to clean off a car, even if there is ice frozen to it, you only clean off the windows because... 5. If you are scraping ice off the painted part of your car, you are going to scratch the hell out of it. And if you are prissy enough about your new car to go out and clean snow off of it for no reason, I hope you did ruin your paint. Also, not everyone has access to a garage. But they do make covers you can put on your car so you can just peel it off along with the snow and ice.
Fabby_fml 2
YDI for spending all day cleaning off a car when it's apparently still snowing just because it's new.
fnyunj 3
wooo hooo! yeah. Just wait until the snow plow comes along, and plows an 8' ridge of frozen slush-boulders up along the bottom of your driveway. I hope you'll grow up to be smart like me, and move to a warmer climate. (and maybe prop up our sagging housing values some more).
apfunction 0
sparkly you are gorgeous
humphrey107 0
if it took you more than half an hour to get the snow off your car then you must be retarded. what were you using? a friggin toothbrush? sook.
letitbe56 0
Having snow and ice on your car is not an FML. It's really just an average day in New England when the door to your gas tank freezes shut. Go cry about something else.
watchforzombies 0
it's not that weird to have your window open in the snow. I do that a lot.
Ada360 0
YOU RETARD! YOU FLIPPIN' R-TARD JESUS, WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO!?
ron_burgundy 0
aww boo hoo it snowed allllll over your new car. move to winnipeg and suck it up, that happens to me every day in the winter months, why would you try to get all the snow and ice off for no reason, windsheild sure, but the whole car just for the sake of having no snow on it? come on. also, why in the world would you have your window open in the first place? you were just complaining about all the snow ON your car why would you want to get it IN your car.