Today, I looked outside and I saw that my new car had been snowed on. Sadly the snow had frozen onto the car, so I spent the entire day getting it off. I came inside. By 8pm, my car had snow all over it again, and this time I left the window open. FML
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Today, I got off from work and noticed that the weather finally warmed up after the recent snowstorm. I hopped into my car and rolled down the windows. When I opened the sun roof, a foot of snow came falling into my car. FML
Today, my city got almost a foot of snow. When I went out to my car, it was covered in snow with a layer of ice underneath. I went to open the trunk to get the window scraper, when the snow that had collected on the top of my back window slid into my trunk. My laptop was the recipient of most of the snow. FML
Today, I went to shovel the massive amount of snow that was on our car. After spending time in the cold wind, I finally finished, realizing it wasn't my car. It was an identical car. FML
Today, I spent nearly half an hour clearing several inches of snow off my car. After almost suffering from hypothermia, I finished. Except the car keys were missing from my pocket, presumably buried under a foot of snow. FML
Today, the roads were OK, so I cleaned the ice and snow off my car so I could go out. I rolled my window down a little bit while I was driving to clear the snow off the base of the window. A chunk of ice flew off my hood, in through the window, and hit my eye. I then hit a snowbank. FML
Today, while walking to my car through the snow, I noticed the sunroof was open and 2 feet of snow had poured in. Angry, I opened the door to start cleaning. That's when I noticed all the wildlife that had taken refuge inside from the cold. Not only were my seat cushions wet, they were torn open. FML
Today, the windows on my car were frozen. I filled up a bucket of hot water, and threw it on the windows. The windows cracked. FML
Today, I spent an hour in a snowstorm waiting for my bus to show up. After I got fed up, I decided to just clean off my car and drive to work. After I was halfway finished swiping off the snow and ice stuck to my car, the bus drove right past me. FML
Today, right before a huge snowstorm hit our area, I broke up with my girlfriend. In her fury, she decided to grab my car keys and roll down all four windows in my car. I now have 2 feet of half melted snow in my backseat. FML
Today, I got stuck in the snow in the middle of street. As I was just beginning to get myself unstuck, the snow plow came by and buried the front end of my car. FML
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sparkIy 0
is it bad that i read "i spent the whole day getting it off", thought something dirty, & laughed?
MadeOfAwesome 1
why would you have your window open in the first place since it's cold enough to snow?
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Comments (101)
JokingJoe 0
try a cover on it. oh, and check out the video of the audi r8 driving thru snow to get reindeer antlers for his dog.
premiermois 5
"so I spent the entire day getting it off. I came inside." ... was this on purpose?
Ireplywith_memes 0
I lol'd.
thinmint 0
@7 I agree. alot of the things women post on here make it look as if we have ground chuck for brains. luckily some of us do not conform to the societal pressure to be thin and stupid and nothing else...
RevengeOnYou 0
@ 16 READ THE GENDER BEFORE YOU POST IDIOT.
rockmyworld 0
"...societal pressure to be thin and stupid and nothing else..." from a THINmint, ha ha @MrHighlight: it's been a long time since I had to spend only 15 mins cleaning off snow. Plus on a new car, I'd be trying to make it spotless. But then I'd find a tarp or something because, well, snow happens happy new year!
thinmint 0
actually I was not referring to the OP. I was talking about the poster #11. idiot
meepmeep_fml 0
Nice save. Idiot.
foxyshadis 0
lern2click "reply"
EmMaz9457 0
y would u scrape it all off and know more snow was coming? just wait until it stops snowing and pay some poor little kid $50 to do it 4 u if its that difficult!!!
terriibabiiix23 0
YDI for cleaning all the snow off your car when you KNEW more snow was coming ! don't you have a garage to park your car in ?! i recommend you get one.
3ph600v 15
not everyone can just "get a garage" retard
watchforzombies 0
No no no no no no no no! You get ALL the snow off your car. Where do all you people live? Everybody knows that if you leave the snow on your car, then it freezes there. So, if you decide once it's already frozen that you should brush the snow off, then you deserve wasting a lot of time trying to get it off. Or, if you wait for it to melt, then you'll have a chunk of solid snow on the roof of your car that will eventually slide off and hit the person behind you. Lots of people have died that way...I thought this was common knowledge.
fretforyerlatte 0
yeah how do you just "get a garage"? being as most houses and apartments are already built and either have a garage or don't.
xdrumkid101x 0
YDI. but to all the posters who are saying "get a garage," did you ever think that maybe the OP can't afford a garage after buying their new car?
mrsnesbitt 0
It does not take all day to get snow off a car.
aksteve 4
Yeah I live in Alaska and I'm really wondering how you can spend all day doing that....what was he using? A toothpick?
Barre_fml 2
op is probably lazy and used a toohbrush
kkamp516 10
at 23 sorry but.... that's what she said
kkamp516 10
at 30... not unless your a fat-ass. lol jk