By dammitRandy - 19/06/2016 17:18 - United States - Kearny

Today, we had a fish fry for Father's Day. I ended up getting a fish bone lodged in my tonsil, and I had to rush to the bathroom to pull it out. I threw up three times in the process and still didn't manage to get the bone out. FML
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I've had an eel bone lodged in the back of my throat that merited a hospital visit. Hopefully, this gets resolved before it reaches that stage...

Fish fry for Father's Day? I'm afraid the alliterative compulsions that plague your mind are chronic, but they CAN be treated with self discipline and medication. Abhorrent alliteration always ails anyone as—NO! Bad, Tripartita! Bad!

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I've had an eel bone lodged in the back of my throat that merited a hospital visit. Hopefully, this gets resolved before it reaches that stage...

I had a dream once about eating a raw fish and getting the bone stuck in my throat before no joke. If this is anything like my dream was, I'm sincerely sorry OP.

So you have a throat boner don't you?

It sounds better if you say that OP is deep throating a bone...

Fish fry for Father's Day? I'm afraid the alliterative compulsions that plague your mind are chronic, but they CAN be treated with self discipline and medication. Abhorrent alliteration always ails anyone as—NO! Bad, Tripartita! Bad!

Stop using big words douche bag

You first! "Douche bag"? What are you, a gynecol—uh, vagina doctor?!

No, still in med school.

Go. To. The. Doctor.

Agreed, I have once gotten something stuck inside one of my tonsils before and when I went to take it out it tore my tonsil, which got infected. (And then the meds they gave me for it gave me an allergic reaction) And since then I've had many issues with that tonsil.

If you can't get it out try to eat bread or something that can push it through your throat.

I don't get why it down voted crackers and bread really works they break it down helped me so many times when I have food stuck

Not sure how the two of you are still kickin, but it's generally not a good idea to keep putting food in your mouth when something is lodged in your throat.

My doctor told me to

Your Doctor being someone on FML? Because if their name isn't Doc Bastard, I wouldn't necessarily trust them on this site.

she told me before I got fml

Did you skip Mass on St. Blaise Day?

Definitley get to the hospital before it gets worse op!

Are you okay now?? Did you get the bone out??

When I was a kid and we got a fish bone stuck in the back of our throats we ate soft white bread to push it out.