By Anonymous - United States
Today, my sister bought my five year old son a giant ant farm for his birthday. We set it in the living room on a table. I went into the kitchen for a minute, and when I walked back in to the living room, my son was holding the empty case over his head, smiling. FML
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  Reyo  |  2

Let the little shit get maulked by the ants. That'll teach him a lesson.
If he comes crying to you, say "What have4 we leeeeaaaaarned?" and THEN take him to the Emergency Room.


Simpsons episode: Homer is floating in space eating the drifting chips, then he notices he's about to crash into an experimental ant colony.

Ant 1: Protect the queen!
Ant 2: Which one's the queen?
Ant 3: I'm the queen!
Ant 2: No you're not!


*Ants float out*


By  delfinofrank  |  0

You should beat your child for doing such a stupid thing. Get a belt and beat him mercilessly till he has scars all over. We need corporal punishment for children back in america's homes and schools. That's what will get this country back on the right track. Your son will thank you for it when he's older.


Maybe not beating, because if there are scars, that might be abuse...
But I'm all for spanking and hardcore discipline. And if parents would stop catering to their kids' every need.

Give that kid a good whooping and have him find and eat every little ant. Or get an exterminator and have him pay the bill in ten years when he gets a job.

By  Squidels  |  0

That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Getting the ants off him would be for his own safety. Would you get into that much of a rage if it was just a glass of water? Judging by that post, probably.