Today, I left for vacation in Mexico. Upon landing, I received a text message from the guy I've been seeing. It read, "Sorry, I'm not boyfriend material. Have a good trip." I paid 75 cents to get dumped, internationally. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML
Today, I flew to Mexico with my (now ex) boyfriend of two years. It was my first time flying, and apparently I have a fear. I had a panic attack on the plane. When we landed, I got dumped for "causing a scene." I am now stranded in Mexico alone for two weeks with no hotel room booked. FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend of two years and asked if he wanted to go to ball with me. His response was "The person you are trying to message cancelled their phone service and moved to Mexico. Taco taco burrito." I'll take that as a no. FML
Today, the guy I have been seeing left town to visit his family for three weeks. A few hours later, he called me from the airport to say he is never coming back. FML
Today, I was dumped via text halfway through my 8-hour bar shift. I had to deal with my co-workers and customers asking me how my vacation with my now-ex was for the next 4 hours. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML
Today, I got home from visiting my long-distance girlfriend. I spent $366 to get a plane ticket to visit her for the week. The day after I arrived there, she broke up with me and I had to buy a ticket for an earlier flight home. With fees and penalties, I paid around $550 to be broken up with. FML
Today, I'm on vacation with my best friends. We went to a club and I drunk texted my girlfriend of one year about how nice everything is and how much I miss her. She responded by breaking up with me because she likes me more as a friend. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I was "angry" at him. I was angry because last night he turned off his phone and left me locked out of the Airbnb that I had paid for. Until 3 am. In a foreign country. FML
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Top comments
lillyass 0
Thats great. He gave you a free pass to do who ever you want. Would have sucked if he told you when you got back.
Ole_Stinker 0
Well, at least you are in Mexico.
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Comments (95)
fmlyels 0
& lmao @ 43
p89hg69 0
bummer, i guess
Superman8_fml 0
#11 i hope YOU are kidding because if you're not then you are an idiot. & #43 LMAO
briguy21 0
it would suck the most if u went to mexico to visit him... and he broke up with you then
niqua55 0
i guess you shouldve invited him to mexico
gregthestrange 3
this isn't FML worthy. it was 75 ******* cents. woo hoo
SpencerLind 0
you shpould have borught him wiht yuh :S
voice_of_reason 0
#5 - exactly. OP has no idea how lucky she is - not only to be out of limbo with someone who *texts* a breakup, but to have it done on the FIRST day of a trip to Mexico.
mrstanfords 1
"not bf/gf material" that's a ************ of an excuse, i'm sorry u have to deal with that
smiles1234 0
think of it this way..some guys are really insecure... maybe his feelings were hurt that you two didnt go together, maybe he thought it meant he wasnt good boyfreind material