Love: Today, I left for vacation in Mexico. Upon landing, I received...

By springbreak09 - 01/04/2009 06:03 - Mexico

Today, I left for vacation in Mexico. Upon landing, I received a text message from the guy I've been seeing. It read, "Sorry, I'm not boyfriend material. Have a good trip." I paid 75 cents to get dumped, internationally. FML

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By dumped - 17/04/2011 21:12 - South Africa

Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML

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By dumpedandstranded - 15/10/2009 20:19 - Canada

Today, I flew to Mexico with my (now ex) boyfriend of two years. It was my first time flying, and apparently I have a fear. I had a panic attack on the plane. When we landed, I got dumped for "causing a scene." I am now stranded in Mexico alone for two weeks with no hotel room booked. FML

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By rollergirl13 - 11/01/2014 05:55 - United States - Fairbanks

Today, I texted my boyfriend of two years and asked if he wanted to go to ball with me. His response was "The person you are trying to message cancelled their phone service and moved to Mexico. Taco taco burrito." I'll take that as a no. FML

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By jlee0000785 - 17/09/2012 14:15 - Australia

Today, the guy I have been seeing left town to visit his family for three weeks. A few hours later, he called me from the airport to say he is never coming back. FML

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By brokenatthebar - 24/03/2017 09:00 - United States - Carleton

Today, I was dumped via text halfway through my 8-hour bar shift. I had to deal with my co-workers and customers asking me how my vacation with my now-ex was for the next 4 hours. FML

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By tina - 17/08/2010 12:30 - Canada

Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML

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By broke - 05/05/2009 04:07 - United States

Today, I got home from visiting my long-distance girlfriend. I spent $366 to get a plane ticket to visit her for the week. The day after I arrived there, she broke up with me and I had to buy a ticket for an earlier flight home. With fees and penalties, I paid around $550 to be broken up with. FML

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By Bambusmaster - 13/09/2018 18:50

Today, I'm on vacation with my best friends. We went to a club and I drunk texted my girlfriend of 1 year about how nice everything is and how much I miss her. She responded by breaking up with me because she likes me more as a friend. FML

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By His name is now "Cunt" in my phone - 05/04/2017 14:00

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I was "angry" at him. I was angry because last night he turned off his phone and left me locked out of the Airbnb that I had paid for. Until 3 am. In a foreign country. FML

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lillyass 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 17:48

Thats great. He gave you a free pass to do who ever you want. Would have sucked if he told you when you got back.

Ole_Stinker 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 17:43

Well, at least you are in Mexico.

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dol567 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 19:51

Yeah, not that's funny... and I think he meant not boyfriend material as he didn't want to be tied down.

theoldGP 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 19:57

#5 is great. hahahaha but dude you're a dumbass. like legit. when is 75 cents a lot of money? please, bitch.

Mooshki 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 20:13

I'd say you got off cheap - guy is a douche.

G_Bug 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 20:21

My family are moving away from mexico because of all the kidnappings. Plz plz plz dont go outside the tourist area.

DeeJayD 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 20:21

YOU CAN'T TEXT MESSAGE BREAKUP!

randomcomment321 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 20:34

lol, hey, its april fools, maybe hes joking =P

wyltk55 2

Wednesday 1 April 2009 20:37

Hey at least there's plenty of guys in Mexico to get your mind off him!

lolajelly 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 20:47

At least you didn't wipe your ass with it.

barryman 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 21:08

43 - best reply ever. i literally spit coke all over my monitor and now i have to buy a new one. fml

fmlyels 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 22:10

Ouch , well at least you don't have to put up with the jerk anymore . Shitty way to get dumped .

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