Today, I left for vacation in Mexico. Upon landing, I received a text message from the guy I've been seeing. It read, "Sorry, I'm not boyfriend material. Have a good trip." I paid 75 cents to get dumped, internationally. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML
Today, I flew to Mexico with my (now ex) boyfriend of two years. It was my first time flying, and apparently I have a fear. I had a panic attack on the plane. When we landed, I got dumped for "causing a scene." I am now stranded in Mexico alone for two weeks with no hotel room booked. FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend of two years and asked if he wanted to go to ball with me. His response was "The person you are trying to message cancelled their phone service and moved to Mexico. Taco taco burrito." I'll take that as a no. FML
Today, the guy I have been seeing left town to visit his family for three weeks. A few hours later, he called me from the airport to say he is never coming back. FML
Today, I was dumped via text halfway through my 8-hour bar shift. I had to deal with my co-workers and customers asking me how my vacation with my now-ex was for the next 4 hours. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML
Today, I got home from visiting my long-distance girlfriend. I spent $366 to get a plane ticket to visit her for the week. The day after I arrived there, she broke up with me and I had to buy a ticket for an earlier flight home. With fees and penalties, I paid around $550 to be broken up with. FML
Today, I'm on vacation with my best friends. We went to a club and I drunk texted my girlfriend of one year about how nice everything is and how much I miss her. She responded by breaking up with me because she likes me more as a friend. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I was "angry" at him. I was angry because last night he turned off his phone and left me locked out of the Airbnb that I had paid for. Until 3 am. In a foreign country. FML
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Top comments
lillyass 0
Thats great. He gave you a free pass to do who ever you want. Would have sucked if he told you when you got back.
Ole_Stinker 0
Well, at least you are in Mexico.
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Comments (95)
dol567 0
Yeah, not that's funny... and I think he meant not boyfriend material as he didn't want to be tied down.
theoldGP 0
#5 is great. hahahaha but dude you're a dumbass. like legit. when is 75 cents a lot of money? please, bitch.
Mooshki 0
I'd say you got off cheap - guy is a douche.
G_Bug 0
My family are moving away from mexico because of all the kidnappings. Plz plz plz dont go outside the tourist area.
DeeJayD 0
YOU CAN'T TEXT MESSAGE BREAKUP!
randomcomment321 0
lol, hey, its april fools, maybe hes joking =P
wyltk55 2
Hey at least there's plenty of guys in Mexico to get your mind off him!
lolajelly 0
At least you didn't wipe your ass with it.
barryman 0
43 - best reply ever. i literally spit coke all over my monitor and now i have to buy a new one. fml
fmlyels 0
Ouch , well at least you don't have to put up with the jerk anymore . Shitty way to get dumped .