Health, Weird, Trans Rights and Public freakouts: A wild TERF appears

A wild TERF appears

By Anonymous - 25/09/2022 01:00

Today, someone started to scream at me that "I needed Jesus" and that "I would never be a real woman." When they realized I'm a guy with long hair, they got physically angry at me for "lying to them." FML

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Same thing different taste

By theboywithlonghair - 09/09/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, I decided to go get my hair cut because it was getting a bit long. I told the lady that I wanted it way short and she replied "Why? You will look like a guy sweetie." I am a guy. FML

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Mistaken identity

By Anonymous - 15/05/2022 07:00 - Brazil - Fraiburgo

Today, after cutting my hair and shaving, I had girls hitting on me for the first time ever! Too bad they thought I was a butch lesbian, not a man. FML

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By donttouchmyhair - 19/03/2014 18:14 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, a crazy woman grabbed my hair and mentioned how lovely it was. She then asked when I would donate it. I told her I didn't want to, at which point she started yelling that she was going to get some scissors and cut it all off to teach me a lesson. FML

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By jessel_ladd92 - 09/09/2013 06:42 - United States

Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML

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Rod Stewart was wrong

By WTF Lady? - 08/04/2020 20:00

Today, I was walking down my street when a girl came up behind me and started yelling about me being a slut. When she saw I was the wrong person, she continued to yell at me because I have blonde hair. FML

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Clocked

By Anonymous - 26/08/2020 16:54

Today, I was stopped by a customer who told me that I looked like a nice woman. I thanked him for the compliment and pointed out that I was a man. With an obviously male name on my name tag. And visible facial hair. FML

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By matish - 20/09/2018 13:30

Today, despite having long hair and wearing makeup and a dress, I was still mistaken for a man several times. I'm a girl and I was born a girl. FML

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By Z88 - 21/04/2010 20:29 - South Africa

Today, a customer came into the music shop I work in to look at guitars. After calling the customer "Dude," and "Man," numerous times, they stalked off suddenly. When I asked if everything was okay, they responded with, "I'm female, you asshole!" FML

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By Jayswizzle - 11/08/2010 08:10 - United States

Today, I had an elderly woman come up to me and tell me how well I pull off the look of being bald. She said that most women can't look attractive without hair. Then she asked me if I had cancer. I had to explain to her that I am, in fact, a man, and I shave my head because I'm a swimmer. FML

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Different together

By jessie - 15/05/2021 04:00

Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML

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Brightside86 30

Sunday 25 September 2022 3:56

Plot twist: This was a date and someone didn't read the profile before swiping right.

WhataStrangeTripThisIs 23

Sunday 25 September 2022 5:10

I guess it could be that they had physical signs of being angry- red face, bulging veins, shaking, aggressively approaching. Although that is not physical abuse, those physical signs would be enough to scare me. I guess I am comparing this to an online ramble, or calmly stating this from across the room. just playing devil's advocate.

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 25 September 2022 2:16

What's "physically" angry? Did someone tell you that you were using "literally" too much and purposelessly, and you decided to use another adverb to sound smart?

WhataStrangeTripThisIs 23

Sunday 25 September 2022 5:10

Chazzster 28

Sunday 25 September 2022 2:38

This reminds me of something that happened long ago. I went into a bar and saw a person I assumed to be a woman with beautiful long hair. I sat down and immediately realized it was apparently a guy with long hair. Not wanting to look stupid I bought one drink and moved on… I have nothing against whatever hair length anyone of any pronoun wears. I had shoulder length hair myself in college. I have a feeling OP left out some stuff or the person who reacted like this was was drunk, high, or just stupid…