monkeycannon7
Woodbridge, United States
Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
stupidtoothpick2
United States
Today, I spent hours trying to get a piece of food out of my two front teeth. I didn't have anything I could use, until I went out to dinner and got a toothpick. I finally got the food out of teeth. The toothpick broke. Now the tip of the toothpick is stuck in my teeth. FML
ow
United States
Today, I learned that when you put duct tape over your mouth because you are bored, it really hurts taking it off. FML
Millian2
Plymouth, United States
Today, I learned that when you take off your sweatshirt, it can get stuck in your braces. I was in public. FML
Tytonic
Havertown, United States
First dates
Today, after my first dinner with my new girlfriend, I was using a toothpick when I fell, stabbing the roof of my mouth. She then laughed at me, as there was so much blood. FML
Pick out the picks
United States
Pizza mystery
Today, I picked out a toothpick from a pizza. This is not the first time I've had to do this. It is also not the first time that I didn't see it until less than a second before I bit down on the piece with the toothpick embedded in it. Looks like there's a toothpick assassin on the loose. FML
The Seamstress
Irving, United States
Today, while sewing, I learned that I cannot hold pins in my mouth and chew gum at the same time. FML
dumbbb
United States
Great idea
Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML
530gangsta
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
8sq
United States
Today, I learned the hard way that yes, a fork can get stuck in your braces. FML
ouch
Stockton, United States
Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML
Top comments
Cad6 24
Did the toothpick scribe any interesting symbols in your mouth? If you look in the mirror, The following phrase might be written in your blood: YDI.
bwhahaha_fml 10
Go take your shirt off with a toothpick in your mouth and find out :)
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Comments (115)
johnboyu 0
Try doing it with a cigarette...
kaila332 0
Why did u do that in the first place.
BARBER76 1
Not very bright!!! Ha ha ha ha ha
koalallama11 6
Odd combo to do
EdwardC777 9
Challenge accepted
hillbillyboy1993 7
funny thing is i do that all the time and never got myself yet, knock on wood...
RendarSelin 5
Sounds like one of those common sense things.
TrentF13 12
Muchos kudos, numbskull.
millx 0
I do it all the time but with joints cause only teenagers from the fifties keep a tooth pick lol it's not that difficult come on now but at least u won't ever do it again life I nothing buy a bunch of lessons then u die haha
ashtay01 5
Haha duh !