By mmmtortilla - Spain - Portugalete
  Today, while putting on a load of laundry, I squeezed the detergent bottle and it made a noise like a woman's orgasm. After laughing, I realised that I'm probably too immature to be washing my own clothes. FML
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  ibenj  |  1

You must be a Prepubescent little boy to find that funny.v


27 is right, not sure why you thumbed him down. If you got your heads out of your asses and looked at the top for a second you'd realize that OP is female.
And 14, a woman with a good sense of humor, (or one with the sense of humor as a guy) is extremely attractive.
If you were being sarcastic then I apologize, but try to make it more obvious if you were.

  blaablaa_fml  |  5

@112: The reason why everyone is telling 14 to get a sense of humor has more to do to the fact that 14 called SkoomaKi a "Prepubescent little boy", which is pretty disrespectful to be honest.


112, 14 expressed his/her opinion in a completely immature way by bringing insults into the mix.
I inferred that 14 was talking about OP due to thread jacking becoming a popular trend. Either way, it's rude and not mature.


OP. You know how I know you've never made a women orgasm and maybe are still a virgin poser?? A queef isn't an orgasm. Never has been and never will be. It's trapped air. For Christ sake

  esines  |  9

^ it wasn't a fart joke though, it was an orgasm sound. Btw does anyone else have a hard time imagining a detergent bottle sounding anything like an orgasm? Maybe a mans grunt I guess

  DarksideDoll  |  31

201- You're not alone. I've been sitting here with a quizzical look on my face trying my damnedest to picture how (& I'm usually quite good with things of this nature.)

  Heinousness  |  0

I like woman's orgasms as much as the next guy, but I think it's a bit immature. It's lol funny, but not HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA funny.

Laugh, but don't go crazy( not saying you did, OP) just don't listen to these guys saying its funny. You probably are too immature to wash clothes(but very mature about other household things)

  Link5794  |  18

If you're still making that reference, you're nowhere near that mature.

  Llamacod  |  11

Ok, so I've looked up "noone" in the dictionary and I couldn't find it, granted the dictionary is circa 1984. I was just wondering 2 things; 1: what does it mean and 2: when was it entered into the dictionary?


you don't have to be mature to give a girl an orgasm...if they let you touch them in their naughty bits, and you're still immature, you could make them orgasm...providing you don't give away your immaturity at the moment of trying or she's a pedo :)