By Anonymous - 2/7/2020 20:06

You're so vain, you probably think this FML is about you

Today, my daughter is so selfish, she did her makeup in her hospital room so she could take a selfie with her newborn son in the background BEFORE she had even held him for the first time. Yes, BEFORE. My grandson spent his first hour of life waiting for his mom to be ready for a photo op. FML
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An hour tho? I can see maybe doing a quick touch up or something... I didn’t wear any with all three of my children but then again I only need to wear Mascara, blush and tinted lip balm (some under eye concealer on the days I feel super tired). I also understand that some people what to look like completely different people with make up than they do without... just not sure if wait until after the child is born to do it seems important. While still in labor you could put it on so a quick touch up is all that is needed after your bundle of joy has arrived. I didn’t have any pain meds so if she had an epidural— there would be plenty of time before pushing started.

  wysegirl  |  20

Hopefully she learns her priorities. If makeup means more than her child she needs to give the kid up for adoption so the child can know love and not be on the back burner.

By  wysegirl  |  20

So who raised her that way? I feel sorry for the baby more than anything else.

By  Sady_Ct  |  37

This is actually more common than you think. There is some movement about mothers of new norms being beautiful in first photos with baby rather than worn out and exhausted looking. I kind of get not wanting to look sick in those first precious photos, but at the same time I could never do that to my child.

By  RichardPencil  |  30

Surely, he'll be glad that as a sort of newborn, he got his picture with his glamorous mom and not with some pasty hag with stringy sweaty hair.

How's she going to be a MILF if she gets off to such a bad start?