By Junkiegamer - 27/04/2015 14:20 - United States - Huntsville

Today, due to awkward circumstances, I am living with my ex-girlfriend and her new girlfriend. FML
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Hey it Op, for one I am a male. The break-up wasn't fun, but it wasn't horrible. We lived together before hand because we go to college together and I offered to let her new girlfriend stay here, because she had nowhere else to go. I'm not sure what the word is but my ex loves people for who they are, gender doesn't really to her

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ooh that sounds painful/awkward. sorry op.

Hammer1722 19

I sincerely hope for OP's sake that his ex has always been bi, otherwise it's pretty spiteful

#30 Nothing saying that op couldn't be a girl too you know.

This may be the start to a new porno.

Hammer1722 19

Very true, didn't think of it like that #37. Let's hope OP does a follow up

It's not that bad! Ever watch Friends?;)

Yeah and that turned out well for Ross

#6 He ended up getting Rachel didn't he?(:

XxboxXbeatsX 4

Joey doesent share food lol

And that's why, no matter what mommy says, we WERE on a break.

It was a court order. This FML just smells of sitcom.

jaredofmo 22

I was about to say the same thing. Whether it's three girls or two girls and one dude, it's comedy waiting to happen!

i'm actually in similar situation right now. I broke up with my boyfriend 2 months ago after i told him i'm a lesbian and we still have contract for our current flat. So currently I'm living with my ex-bf, my new gf is quite often over for a night.. It's somewhat ok if you split up on good terms, as i and my ex-bf did.

Dear pent house you are never going to believe..... Insert your story

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Third person should always be a stranger

The new girlfriend just might be a stranger to OP.

If he does, he gets the champion's belt!

PePziNL 20

All guys who mention a threeway are getting thumbed down, but when a girl says it it's a genious idea. Way to go FML community.

If they're lesbians, I doubt they'd be interested

SystemofaBlink41 27

You can see it perfectly between this comment and #8's.

Sorry to have to break this to you 64 but lesbians have threesomes too.

He meant, interested in op since op might be a boy.....

For those of you thumbing me down, I was referring to the TV show, "How I Met Your Mother." Barney Stinson has a wrestling/boxing style champion belt for the first person to have a three way.

CallMeWindSock 24

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How do you know one of them is bi? OP could be a woman meaning that the ex-girlfriend could be a lesbian

True, which is why I said she "could" be a lesbian. Anyhoo, it turns out OP is male!

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But that's three way… out but 6 ways in (if you know what I mean)

With a honey in the middle there's some leeway.

Just get your own new girlfriend to move in, then it can be awkward all around.

And make sure it's an ex-girlfriend of your ex-girlfriend's new girlfriend.

Epikatz 22

Ex-ception! ...Wait, shit. That's already a word...