Today, due to awkward circumstances, I am living with my ex-girlfriend and her new girlfriend. FML

By Junkiegamer - 27/4/2015 14:20 - United States - Huntsville

I agree, your life sucks

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Hey it Op, for one I am a male. The break-up wasn't fun, but it wasn't horrible. We lived together before hand because we go to college together and I offered to let her new girlfriend stay here, because she had nowhere else to go. I'm not sure what the word is but my ex loves people for who they are, gender doesn't really to her

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By nikkipettyfer | 24

#6275459 - Monday 27 April 2015 22:37

I'd like to hear this story

By anonamous14 | 9

#6275467 - Monday 27 April 2015 22:38

Lesbehonest that sucks

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By Hammer1722 | 19

#6275454 - Monday 27 April 2015 22:36

Well. Fuck.

kibster9 | 20

#6275483 - Monday 27 April 2015 22:41

Nope, that's not happening.

dcam13 | 19

#6275515 - Monday 27 April 2015 22:57

ooh that sounds painful/awkward. sorry op.

Hammer1722 | 19

#6275526 - Monday 27 April 2015 23:02

I sincerely hope for OP's sake that his ex has always been bi, otherwise it's pretty spiteful

Ritokage | 3

#6275544 - Monday 27 April 2015 23:26

#30
Nothing saying that op couldn't be a girl too you know.

TheBelt | 19

#6275558 - Monday 27 April 2015 23:33

This may be the start to a new porno.

Hammer1722 | 19

#6275618 - Tuesday 28 April 2015 0:46

Very true, didn't think of it like that #37. Let's hope OP does a follow up

eski2015 | 22

#6275751 - Tuesday 28 April 2015 4:25

The plus 69 too lol

By tepovre | 18

#6275458 - Monday 27 April 2015 22:37

It's not that bad! Ever watch Friends?;)

hsbzjsnsos | 12

#6275464 - Monday 27 April 2015 22:38

Yeah and that turned out well for Ross

gte225 | 11

#6275520 - Monday 27 April 2015 22:58

"We were on a break!"

tepovre | 18

#6275540 - Monday 27 April 2015 23:21

#6

He ended up getting Rachel didn't he?(:

zombiekiller52 | 24

#6275753 - Tuesday 28 April 2015 4:28

They were on a break!!!

XxboxXbeatsX | 4

#6275824 - Tuesday 28 April 2015 6:19

Joey doesent share food lol

sonshadsil94 | 15

#6275960 - Tuesday 28 April 2015 14:07

And that's why, no matter what mommy says, we WERE on a break.

hmrhoades | 18

#6276124 - Tuesday 28 April 2015 18:24

How YOU doing?

By nikkipettyfer | 24

#6275459 - Monday 27 April 2015 22:37

I'd like to hear this story

MrSassypants | 31

#6275495 - Monday 27 April 2015 22:45

It was a court order. This FML just smells of sitcom.

jaredofmo | 22

#6275663 - Tuesday 28 April 2015 1:46

I was about to say the same thing. Whether it's three girls or two girls and one dude, it's comedy waiting to happen!

jadenjacksonm | 14

#6275714 - Tuesday 28 April 2015 3:10

agree #3 I'd also like to know

Isandri | 29

#6275936 - Tuesday 28 April 2015 12:40

i'm actually in similar situation right now. I broke up with my boyfriend 2 months ago after i told him i'm a lesbian and we still have contract for our current flat. So currently I'm living with my ex-bf, my new gf is quite often over for a night.. It's somewhat ok if you split up on good terms, as i and my ex-bf did.

Sangue0608 | 26

#6523759 - Saturday 30 January 2016 4:49

@92 *my ex-bf and I

By devildog562 | 33

#6275461 - Monday 27 April 2015 22:37

Dear pent house you are never going to believe..... Insert your story

By sam882 | 28

#6275462 - Monday 27 April 2015 22:37

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

sharpie2434 | 12

#6275469 - Monday 27 April 2015 22:38

Third person should always be a stranger

Zebediabolical | 37

#6275508 - Monday 27 April 2015 22:52

The new girlfriend just might be a stranger to OP.

smackaroonial | 20

#6275513 - Monday 27 April 2015 22:55

If he does, he gets the champion's belt!

PePziNL | 20

#6275692 - Tuesday 28 April 2015 2:32

All guys who mention a threeway are getting thumbed down, but when a girl says it it's a genious idea. Way to go FML community.

teentee401 | 36

#6275737 - Tuesday 28 April 2015 3:46

If they're lesbians, I doubt they'd be interested

SystemofaBlink41 | 27

#6275777 - Tuesday 28 April 2015 4:56

You can see it perfectly between this comment and #8's.

ElmoSaysSquishy | 28

#6275926 - Tuesday 28 April 2015 12:10

Sorry to have to break this to you 64 but lesbians have threesomes too.

baegirl33 | 7

#6276020 - Tuesday 28 April 2015 15:45

He meant, interested in op since op might be a boy.....

smackaroonial | 20

#6277025 - Wednesday 29 April 2015 15:16

For those of you thumbing me down, I was referring to the TV show, "How I Met Your Mother." Barney Stinson has a wrestling/boxing style champion belt for the first person to have a three way.

By CallMeWindSock | 24

#6275465 - Monday 27 April 2015 22:38

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

limabeans101029 | 20

#6275565 - Monday 27 April 2015 23:36

How do you know one of them is bi? OP could be a woman meaning that the ex-girlfriend could be a lesbian

ThatOneChick856 | 35

#6275832 - Tuesday 28 April 2015 6:47

Although I disagree with "make the best of it if she's bi", the ex-girlfriend could still be bi even if she has a girlfriend and her ex (OP) is a girl.