By Baldy - 7/9/2017 13:00

Polly Want a Wax

Today, I was using pre-waxed strips to wax my eyebrows when my parrot investigated by walking through them. He then screamed, flew into my hair, thrashed around, and got stuck. I now have two bald spots and two parrot bites. FML

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By drego5 | 27

#7538480 - Thursday 7 September 2017 14:08

After using that font, YDI.

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7538483 - Thursday 7 September 2017 14:12

That font gave me cancer.

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By drego5 | 27

#7538480 - Thursday 7 September 2017 14:08

After using that font, YDI.

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7538483 - Thursday 7 September 2017 14:12

That font gave me cancer.

By bkwusa | 15

#7538499 - Thursday 7 September 2017 15:01

Lesson learned, next time put your parrot in a different room or in a cage when waxing your eyebrows!! Hope the hair grows back soon.

By Sinshine | 27

#7538509 - Thursday 7 September 2017 15:37

Don't ever do something like this with animals (or little children) around.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7538512 - Thursday 7 September 2017 15:48

Now you can become a scary looking pirate! Either for Halloween or on the high seas, your choice.

By dexter420 | 21

#7538514 - Thursday 7 September 2017 15:50

Corny

By mt21mt | 15

#7538517 - Thursday 7 September 2017 15:54

Please take better care of your bird(s). Please put it/them in a safe place when you are doing something that is potentially dangerous or deadly for it/them. Please.

By Jonathan Spaulding | 5

#7538617 - Thursday 7 September 2017 21:46

I can barely read this

By Lillysar91 | 19

#7538683 - Friday 8 September 2017 2:52

Why are you trying to wax with your parrot wandering around? Wax strips are sticky and messy and gets caught up in everything. Sorry for the bald patches though.

By sgibson982136 | 10

#7538712 - Friday 8 September 2017 6:13

they bring you not and take it away lol. I feel ya though. I used to help run a parrot rescue.