FML : Polly Want a Wax

Polly Want a Wax

Today, I was using pre-waxed strips to wax my eyebrows when my parrot investigated by walking through them. He then screamed, flew into my hair, thrashed around, and got stuck. I now have two bald spots and two parrot bites. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Baldy - / Thursday 7 September 2017 13:00 /

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By drego5 | 27

#7538480 - Thursday 7 September 2017 14:08

After using that font, YDI.

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7538483 - Thursday 7 September 2017 14:12

That font gave me cancer.

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By drego5 | 27

#7538480 - Thursday 7 September 2017 14:08

After using that font, YDI.

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7538483 - Thursday 7 September 2017 14:12

That font gave me cancer.

By bkwusa | 11

#7538499 - Thursday 7 September 2017 15:01

Lesson learned, next time put your parrot in a different room or in a cage when waxing your eyebrows!! Hope the hair grows back soon.

By Sinshine | 22

#7538509 - Thursday 7 September 2017 15:37

Don't ever do something like this with animals (or little children) around.

By RichardPencil | 25

#7538512 - Thursday 7 September 2017 15:48

Now you can become a scary looking pirate! Either for Halloween or on the high seas, your choice.

By dexter420 | 21

#7538514 - Thursday 7 September 2017 15:50

Corny

By mt21mt | 15

#7538517 - Thursday 7 September 2017 15:54

Please take better care of your bird(s). Please put it/them in a safe place when you are doing something that is potentially dangerous or deadly for it/them. Please.

By Jonathan Spaulding | 5

#7538617 - Thursday 7 September 2017 21:46

I can barely read this

By Lillysar91 | 19

#7538683 - Friday 8 September 2017 2:52

Why are you trying to wax with your parrot wandering around? Wax strips are sticky and messy and gets caught up in everything. Sorry for the bald patches though.