By Anonymous - 15/12/2013 21:48 - Croatia - Rijeka

Today, my mom got pissed off at my doctor and called him a quack. She did this because he reassured her that I don't show any signs of the mental retardation that she's convinced herself I must have. FML
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Your mom sounds like a case looking to happen. Possibly should get her checked out!!!

TorturedXeno 27

You may not be retarded, but she sounds like she's crazy.


Your mom sounds like a case looking to happen. Possibly should get her checked out!!!

caohm 18

It must be rough having to live with a insane person but it must be down right embarrassing to call that person mother.

Agreed. It seems very tough to live with someone who thinks you are Mentally Retarded.

CallMeMcFeelii 13

I don't think she's insane, I think she's just a dumb fucking bitch. I even feel bad for the doctor, can you imagine what was going through his head during that situation? You have my pity, OP. Get the fuck out of there as soon as possible.

Bout what I was going to say.

yeah... it definitely is embarrassing to live with someone who is insane- and to call them mother. it is for me

falon142012 22

I agree, 23! A mother like that will unfortunately probably never change. OP, my mom took me to therapist after psychiatrist after counsellor for most of my childhood. The last one she drug me to told her that there was nothing wrong with me, and that the problem was in fact HER. My mom said that therapist didn't know what she was talking about and we were never going back to her. I was kind of disappointed because it was the first one I actually liked. I moved out when I turned 18 and my mother and I don't fight anymore. Go figure. I suggest you get out of there as soon as you can and I am truly sorry. Good luck!

incoherentrmblr 21

Is she also pissed off because your neighbor's house smells like pissy lavender?

TorturedXeno 27

You may not be retarded, but she sounds like she's crazy.

If she acts crazy, well, you know what they say: If it looks like a duck, talks like a duck, and walks like a duck... ...quack, quack, motherfucker.

Looks like gelfling...smells like gelfling...must gelfling!

Ouch that must hurt. Maybe you want to have a talk with your mom.....

Something tells me she's an ignorant bitch and won't listen.

SystemofaBlink41 27

Damn! Ignorant bitch? That jumping to conclu-- ....Yeah, she probably is.

I am not sure why this comment has so many thumbs down.

buraaaaz... ne daj se! :|

Maybe your mom is the one who needs help..

If anything, it must run in the family. Tell her that and maybe she will shut up. FYL

ahippienamedrae 10

Better duck and cover! D:

Stupid is not an atomic bomb.

ahippienamedrae 10

it was just a pun jeeez

hunts19ketchup 23

I think they know that. It just didn't work...

olpally 32

Your mom is a nut bar. Wow. Tell the doctor to inject her with some morphine.

What would pain killers do for her?

why on earth would the doctor give someone like that morphine help in anyway help?!? you do realize morphine is for pain right?

Is thay what the kids call em these days?

RenoTheRhino 30

#9, this makes no sense.

hunts19ketchup 23

#9: Yeah, not so much....

Now now ladies and gentlemen, morphine can make you high... Really fucking high, the nutbar level of that mother might possibly go down if we inject ENOUGH morphine... Granted at that point she will most likely die of overdose

cryssycakesx3 22

I'll get in line for morphine.

@ #66 Really? You would get in line for the Morphine? looks as though you are going to be a great woman when you get older. Morphine or any painkiller is nit something to joke about or take recreationally. it is people like you that make it extremely difficult for the people who actually need it for pain. Grow up

Don't they use high doses of morphine for mercy-killings? I think that's what he meant.

evan_7899 28

Wow good faith your mum has in you OP.

Maybe OP does some stupid ass shit man

@ #43 So what you're saying is that because OP may or may not have done some stupid ass shit he must have a mental handicap? Well then everyone on the face of this planet must be mentally handicap, yourself included. You're an idiot

That sucks. From what you say it sounds like if anyone is a "Quack" it is her. FYL