By Anonymous - 05/08/2009 15:21 - United Kingdom

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Today, I learned that a spontaneous romantic gesture of arriving home early with flowers and wine is not welcome when your wife is busy having sex with your brother. FML
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Nykaen 0

Dude... Leave her, she is worthless. And disown your brother... No man should ever do that to family.

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cel_fml 0

this reminds me of Love Actually.

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dramakat11 0

Well hopefully she gets ****** over in the divorce proceedings. FYL.

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FarSide 22

So, does your brother have a wife or girlfriend (other than your wife)? Enough said.

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FarSide 22

One more word of unsolicited advice: Sleep late, watch the Macy's Parade, and consider enjoying your piping hot Thanksgiving dinner, with all the trimmings, at Denny's this year.

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johnpettyjohnpet 0

somebody was playing revenge big time. what did you do to piss both of them off this much? there's a Klingon prophecy in here somewhere.

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futurecatlady 2

Holy shit man, I can't imagine being in that situation. Your wife clearly does not deserve you. Once you are healed of your heartache, I'm sure you will find someone better.

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kennythedude 3

DUDE, that sucks so bad! First thing I would do is kick my brother's ass. Second thing I would do is have a talk with my "wife".

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ericalew_xo 0

A true FML right here. I'm so sorry. Kill both of them or..Does your brother have a wife? Or does your wife have a sister? Enough said.

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CyclonePsycho 1

"Wanna know how I got these... scars?"

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