What's up, bro?

By WhatAMess - 06/11/2022 18:00

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Today, I walked in on my wife bouncing up and down on my brother’s lap. She proceeded to throw a tantrum, crying that it was “my fault” for coming home unannounced and ruining everything. She then stormed off into our room. My brother just sheepishly pulled his pants up and left our house. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 34

This holiday season, it's time to deck the halls and deck your brother. The low-life son of a bitch has it coming. Then drag your wife through the courts and her name through the mud. Humiliate them both.

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Vesi 29

Agreed *except* deserved or not, do NOT ever get physical. That could just land OP in jail. Best to put them both out of his life and find happiness and loyalty elsewhere.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

This holiday season, it's time to deck the halls and deck your brother. The low-life son of a bitch has it coming. Then drag your wife through the courts and her name through the mud. Humiliate them both.

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Vesi 29

Agreed *except* deserved or not, do NOT ever get physical. That could just land OP in jail. Best to put them both out of his life and find happiness and loyalty elsewhere.

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RichardPencil 30

You did ruin her fun, but she ruined your marriage and your brother became dead to you. Lots of ruining there. Just think, with a brief call ahead, you would have missed all that and things would appear to be fine. Ignorance is underrated.

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AzraelAngelus 15

I really hope you have security cameras to prove what happened cause she sounds like she is going to fabricate what happened and turn you into the villain

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Grincha 14

i hope your EX-WIFE already

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