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Hey y'all, this is OP. In regards to my post: The elderly lady is a very close family friend of my family who still lives by herself but is being taken care of by her family. She's a lovely lady, really. I'm not worried about her stealing my cat - her dead cat and my cat look very similar. If he's bringing her joy - great! She and kitty can hang as much as they want! To the people who seemed to hint at me not feeding my cat... if you ever saw him, you would know that he is probably the best fed cat in the whole world. He is enormous. I have perfectly good food for him to eat - which I would feed him if he turned up for meal times. I don't feed him whenever he's hungry because he's a big ol' fat cat and I don't want him getting any fatter. (He won't be getting breakfast from me anymore - when I found out that my neighbour was lovingly feeding my kitty for me in place of her own, I went and brought her some cat food.) In regards to the "your cat is an opportunist! That's what cats are!" comments - no argument from me. As far as "don't call your cat an asshole!" comments go... my cat is an asshole: he methodically waits by her door every single morning at the same time that she routinely feeds her own cat, even though he knows (I'm sure he does, simply because the other cat isn't there) that her cat is no longer with us. My cat is both an opportunist and an asshole. And no, I don't believe that my cat can understand me when I call him an asshole. Anywho, that's it. I'm out. Peace!
By assholecat - / Wednesday 10 October 2012 08:43 / Australia - Brisbane
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By  assholecat  |  6

Hey y'all, this is OP. In regards to my post: The elderly lady is a very close family friend of my family who still lives by herself but is being taken care of by her family. She's a lovely lady, really. I'm not worried about her stealing my cat - her dead cat and my cat look very similar. If he's bringing her joy - great! She and kitty can hang as much as they want! To the people who seemed to hint at me not feeding my cat... if you ever saw him, you would know that he is probably the best fed cat in the whole world. He is enormous. I have perfectly good food for him to eat - which I would feed him if he turned up for meal times. I don't feed him whenever he's hungry because he's a big ol' fat cat and I don't want him getting any fatter. (He won't be getting breakfast from me anymore - when I found out that my neighbour was lovingly feeding my kitty for me in place of her own, I went and brought her some cat food.) In regards to the "your cat is an opportunist! That's what cats are!" comments - no argument from me. As far as "don't call your cat an asshole!" comments go... my cat is an asshole: he methodically waits by her door every single morning at the same time that she routinely feeds her own cat, even though he knows (I'm sure he does, simply because the other cat isn't there) that her cat is no longer with us. My cat is both an opportunist and an asshole. And no, I don't believe that my cat can understand me when I call him an asshole. Anywho, that's it. I'm out. Peace!

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  KMtheDrummer  |  6

40 - Cool story bro. Actually, I thought it was interesting. Sorta.

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  kalbrek009  |  20

#1 Cats are NOT assholes because #2 They are smart enough to know when you try to be a cheapskate & feed them crappy food, #3 Cats don't know how to "impersonate" anyone or anything, & #4 Cats will eat food from wherever they can find it, it's just their nature & whomever gives them the most/best food becomes their new best friend...unlike dogs-who even eat cat's & their own feces..."just because they can." I've seen plenty of dogs raid a litter box for cat "tootsie rolls" but have NEVER seen a cat eat a pile of dog doo. Point made, case closed.

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  Ameel_fml  |  19

'Cats don't know how to "impersonate" anyone or anything' Tell that to my cat, who taught himself to impersonate the sounds of the birds in my garden. Most of them don't fall for it, but the few who do... :(

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  kittytub  |  12

evil genius perfect to ally with in order to take over the world. with my fluffy cuteness and his smart thinking, humans are no match for us! -squeaky laughter-

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  ClassyCommando  |  13

Would OP rather have the neighbour realise that her beloved cat is dead and be overcome with sadness all over again? I think OP's cat is doing a great and noble service.

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  kenbarbz72  |  0

53- What the actual fuck?

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  kittytub  |  12

puny chipmunk, it's okay. I know you're jealous, but accusing others of stealing your laugh is ridiculous. you can make it up to me by becoming lunch.

By  zaksyak  |  1

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By  Mekeritrig  |  15

Yes but all cats are assholes.

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By  william8  |  2

cats ask for it by name! "Meow!"

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  B_CeouL  |  12

Very irrelevant

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B_Ceoul- not really, it was a joke :L the lady's cat is dead, so rein said well cats do have 9 lives :)! and btw :/ what the HELL is your picture D:? Its creepy as f*ck, looks like I won't be sleeping tonight :L

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