oww
United States
Today, I learned not to jump off a stage if nobody is going to catch you. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
AllThatJazz
United States
Do as I say…
Today, I was stage-managing a school show. Some kids were goofing off backstage, so I yelled at them that they could hurt themselves. While walking back to my chair, I tripped over my own feet and fell 5 feet off the stage, shattering my cheekbone. FML
stagedivefail
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Australia
RAWK N ROLL!!!
Today, my band played its first real gig. It was going well, and I, the vocalist, thought it would be a good idea to stage dive. I underestimated the distance between the stage and the crowd and crashed into the floor. FML
epicfail
United States
Today, I went to a local concert. The singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catch him. Unfortunately I was the only one to catch him. The next thing I know I'm pinned between him and the concrete floor as he finishes whatever part of the song he was on. He was fine, I hit my head. FML
MarsMayFall
United States
Rock n roll star
Today, I was performing for a fairly large crowd with my band. I decided it would look cool to stand on one of the speakers and sing from there. It did look pretty cool for a bit until I tried to step off and fell face-first on the floor mid-song. FML
NotKeithRichards
United States
Toniiiiight, I'm a rock n roll staaaaaar
Today, while playing a gig with my band, I tried pulling the classic "playing the guitar with one foot on the monitor" rock-star pose. However, I misjudged the height of the monitor, didn't notice the puddle of beer in front of it, slipped, and fell off the stage into the security guy. FML
misty_love
United States
Today, I realized that I can still do the splits. Why? Because I fell down an entire flight of stairs, everyone in the hall saw me land and applauded. Someone even shouted "and she sticks the landing." FML
SebastianCT
Tampa, United States
Today, I learned that it's possible to get hit by a bird while bungee jumping. FML
seussical65
United States
Today, during dress rehearsal before the show, I came in with crutches pretending I broke my leg as a joke. I then threw away the crutches, laughed and then fell down some stairs. I am now in crutches with a broken leg. I was the lead. FML
Anonymous
Wantirna, Australia
You tried, yay!
Today, I was late to a lecture when I tripped up the stairs. With a few hundred people already staring and laughing at me, I started to curtsy to my "adoring fans" but instead fell backwards down the massive flight of stairs. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had my first concert and was really anxious about screwing up my performance. Good news: I played fine. Bad news: as I walked off the stage, I tripped over my own feet, face-planted the floor, and busted my nose open. FML
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astro_plastic 0
That's what you get for being a Jonas Brother.
anela_fml 0
didn't watch Jack black do that in school of rock eh
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okieraider71 4
You need to read post #2 over and over until you have it memorized. PLEASE READ #2 BEFORE YOU TRY TALL BUILDINGS!!
tamz412 0
awesome reference to that dude on tmz yesterday? except he just fell
deathartisan 0
sorry 33. I've already missed that opportunity. oh and buildin are quite fun to jump off of
okieraider71 4
Astro--You come up with some great ones. You ought to go to a comedy club and give it a try. You might be missing your life's calling.
astro_plastic 0
Well if this costume design thing doesn't work out for me it's nice to know I may have a legit back-up career.
KurouTenshi 0
design me a sammich
urielxxx 0
was it a hardcore show?
_Damien_ 0
Haha why would you expect someone to catch you? Lol. YDI!!!
Mx_Rider 6
Lmao ive seen shit like this on youtube. Epic fail on your part. YDI why would you trust people like that xD
deathartisan 0
38 the op tried crowd surfing... where it doesn't fit in well. but. that's kind of the base to crowd surfing...
mrguy266 0
Well OP...your statement everybody is aware of..
Ecnassianer 0
YDI for stage diving. They only catch you on TV.
containsnosoy 0
You obviously never been to a real concert before. (No, Hanna Montana doesn't count.)