Toniiiiight, I'm a rock n roll staaaaaar

By NotKeithRichards - 06/09/2011 12:07 - United States

Today, while playing a gig with my band, I tried pulling the classic "playing the guitar with one foot on the monitor" rock-star pose. However, I misjudged the height of the monitor, didn't notice the puddle of beer in front of it, slipped, and fell off the stage into the security guy. FML
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melchibr_fml 0

looks like captain Morgon got attack by his own medicine!

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juliushater 12

He cant dive if he has already facepalmed

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agaba 0

You are defiantly NOT Keith stone

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opendoorclosed 8

I don't always do the rock star pose, but when I do, I preffer dos equis.

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seanders 10

I don't always go to the gym. But when I do, I make sure everybody on Facebook knows.

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krazy_glu3 0

I don't usually try to be a badass, but when I do, I fail horribly.

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MissBunnyWillEat 11

If he were to pat you on the back, you'd list it on your resume.

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MyEpicDemise 7

Say hi to the guard and go back on stage like nothing happened.

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burninnapalm 5

Must have been some dive if he went INTO the security guard. Must have been bloody

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aftertheriot 0

I did the same thing.. just there was no security guard..

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psuedodragon 23

Uh... wrong FML you're replying to there...

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LaydiexSkull 3

But before you stage dive and crowd surf...make sure the crowd will catch you.(x

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182yellowgreen41 10

Only if he has wireless. otherwise the cable will pull out

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BrianAlarcon 0

How does your ID manage to fall out of ur wallet?

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BrianAlarcon 0

Oops sry wrong "FML" Sry Hahah Fail! Can u delete any of ur comments?

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BrianAlarcon 0

Hahah that happens to me alot!

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tcurry_fml 0

I bet the security guy thought you felt...err...were good :D

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bertoelmexicano 6

Definitely not Jimmy Page. NAF

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jerico616 14

Maybe you should have practiced the move along with the music!

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