Toniiiiight, I'm a rock n roll staaaaaar

By NotKeithRichards - 06/09/2011 12:07 - United States

Today, while playing a gig with my band, I tried pulling the classic "playing the guitar with one foot on the monitor" rock-star pose. However, I misjudged the height of the monitor, didn't notice the puddle of beer in front of it, slipped, and fell off the stage into the security guy. FML
I agree, your life sucks 12 259
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Save_Bandit 5


You get points for trying though!


Save_Bandit 5


looks like captain Morgon got attack by his own medicine!

He cant dive if he has already facepalmed

That's a truly epic fail.

agaba 0

You are defiantly NOT Keith stone

I don't always do the rock star pose, but when I do, I preffer dos equis.

I don't always go to the gym. But when I do, I make sure everybody on Facebook knows.

krazy_glu3 0

I don't usually try to be a badass, but when I do, I fail horribly.

MissBunnyWillEat 11

If he were to pat you on the back, you'd list it on your resume.

Say hi to the guard and go back on stage like nothing happened.

burninnapalm 5

Must have been some dive if he went INTO the security guard. Must have been bloody

I did the same thing.. just there was no security guard..

You get points for trying though!

You loose alot more for failing

Play it off like a crowd surf ;)

Uh... wrong FML you're replying to there...

LaydiexSkull 3

But before you stage dive and crowd surf...make sure the crowd will catch you.(x

Only if he has wireless. otherwise the cable will pull out

BrianAlarcon 0

How does your ID manage to fall out of ur wallet?

Wrong FML mate :/

BrianAlarcon 0

Oops sry wrong "FML" Sry Hahah Fail! Can u delete any of ur comments?

BrianAlarcon 0

Hahah that happens to me alot!

Tht sux man =/ but props for trying :D

BrianAlarcon 0


tcurry_fml 0

I bet the security guy thought you felt...err...were good :D

bertoelmexicano 6

Definitely not Jimmy Page. NAF

jerico616 14

Maybe you should have practiced the move along with the music!

rexgar2000 10

crowd surf!

Don't copy #1, it's rude.

rexgar2000 10

I didn't exactly copy #1 :P my bad