oww
United States
Today, I learned not to jump off a stage if nobody is going to catch you. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
AllThatJazz
United States
Do as I say…
Today, I was stage-managing a school show. Some kids were goofing off backstage, so I yelled at them that they could hurt themselves. While walking back to my chair, I tripped over my own feet and fell 5 feet off the stage, shattering my cheekbone. FML
stagedivefail
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Australia
RAWK N ROLL!!!
Today, my band played its first real gig. It was going well, and I, the vocalist, thought it would be a good idea to stage dive. I underestimated the distance between the stage and the crowd and crashed into the floor. FML
epicfail
United States
Today, I went to a local concert. The singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catch him. Unfortunately I was the only one to catch him. The next thing I know I'm pinned between him and the concrete floor as he finishes whatever part of the song he was on. He was fine, I hit my head. FML
MarsMayFall
United States
Rock n roll star
Today, I was performing for a fairly large crowd with my band. I decided it would look cool to stand on one of the speakers and sing from there. It did look pretty cool for a bit until I tried to step off and fell face-first on the floor mid-song. FML
NotKeithRichards
United States
Toniiiiight, I'm a rock n roll staaaaaar
Today, while playing a gig with my band, I tried pulling the classic "playing the guitar with one foot on the monitor" rock-star pose. However, I misjudged the height of the monitor, didn't notice the puddle of beer in front of it, slipped, and fell off the stage into the security guy. FML
misty_love
United States
Today, I realized that I can still do the splits. Why? Because I fell down an entire flight of stairs, everyone in the hall saw me land and applauded. Someone even shouted "and she sticks the landing." FML
SebastianCT
Tampa, United States
Today, I learned that it's possible to get hit by a bird while bungee jumping. FML
seussical65
United States
Today, during dress rehearsal before the show, I came in with crutches pretending I broke my leg as a joke. I then threw away the crutches, laughed and then fell down some stairs. I am now in crutches with a broken leg. I was the lead. FML
Anonymous
Wantirna, Australia
You tried, yay!
Today, I was late to a lecture when I tripped up the stairs. With a few hundred people already staring and laughing at me, I started to curtsy to my "adoring fans" but instead fell backwards down the massive flight of stairs. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had my first concert and was really anxious about screwing up my performance. Good news: I played fine. Bad news: as I walked off the stage, I tripped over my own feet, face-planted the floor, and busted my nose open. FML
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astro_plastic 0
That's what you get for being a Jonas Brother.
anela_fml 0
didn't watch Jack black do that in school of rock eh
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Comments (144)
lifeinhd 3
And to think I thought it was obvious. Guess not.
jfarrow9703 11
dumbass!!!
Asstazztic 8
That wouldn't have happened if you were at a TDWP concert =}
whitekidjeff 0
hell yes TDWP is awsome. and YDI for not playing good enough to get caught
Asstazztic 8
I'm 69, better than 1st :P lol
cartius 0
ur 70. fail
KurouTenshi 0
his original comment was 69...just saying.
pyrodude185 0
ur a dumbass no offense
CharliePoops 0
school of rock status? OP, did this actually happen?
EmmaMarieCullen 0
why hello captain obvious, i'm lutenate sarcasm!
Stumblebum30 5
You had to LEARN that?
angrynegro7 16
Stage diving...brings back memories. Good times, good times. :)
containsnosoy 0
Have you ever been in the crowd when some fatass tries to crowd surf? As much as I love fat people landing on me, kicking everyone in the head, etc. to crowd surf you need to actually pay attention to where you are landing and how many people are there. (aka, don't land on the hundred-pounders or where there isn't much people) Putting that aside, people usually only make an attempt NOT to catch you when you're either fat, or are an idiot and jumping into a part of the crowd that isn't full. ...and if you're attempting to crowd surf in the first place, you should realize that eventually you're going to fall back into the crowd anyways. ...and if you're at a concert where you stage dive, who cares if you fall? Stop crying and get in the pit.