Today, I learned how to wolf-whistle properly, and then learned what it feels like to be slapped on the head. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out what getting slapped in the face with lettuce feels like. FML
Today, I was trying to learn how to whistle. On the elevator ride up to my room, I was experimenting with tongue placement and mouth position. At the height of my facial contortions and probable spitting, the elevator doors opened to reveal the guy I've been crushing. FML
Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML
Today, I found out what sound a hammer makes when it strikes the back of my hand. FML
Today, I used the phrase "bitch please" in real life. It was funny until the "bitch" bitch-slapped me in the face. FML
Today, I found out what it feels like to get hit in the head with a bat. Not the wooden kind though. The one that bites and claws you when it gets stuck in your hair. FML
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Today, I found out it is possible to get whiplash and a concussion from a tickle fight you have with your boyfriend. FML
Today, while I was waiting for the bus, I was whistling. I saw a cute girl running and I looked at my phone so it didn't seem too awkward. I was still whistling as she passed by so it sounded like I whistled at her. She ran back to slap me. FML
Today, I found out that the source of the "mystery whistling" I’ve been hearing in my house for days was my own nose. Apparently, I’ve got a built-in wind instrument. FML
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MrSassypants 34
Bitch slapped?
iAmScrubs 19
Consider yourself lucky that you know how to wolf whistle and that was the first time you have EVER been slapped in the head.
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Comments (149)
TheresNoEffingwa 7
can't believe this ish made it in FML smh. u can but you know its true
televishun 7
You really deserved it, Op. And I hope it taught you a lesson about harassment. Don't try that shit again, and don't come whining to FML expecting pity and attention.
Kirlyfoo 9
o my god stop ******* commenting televishun shut up ok it offends piss off and get over it
peter1983 0
Haha. take it as a compliment. whats worse a guy saying your dink is small or saying your dink is big ?
peter1983 0
oops wrong thread
portablecupid 3
I would suggest never wolf-whistling in public. It's incredibly disrespectful and has the potential to ruin someone's day if they think it was directed at them, even if you were just practicing and not targeting anyone in particular.
trollingyourfmls 0
with a dick probly. cause your gay
Garytt 0
1950?
Garytt 0
1950?
Willow016 1
I don't get why wolf whistles are such a big deal for some women i get them a lot and i just ignore them and continue my day. no harm done i'm sorry but if wolf whistles can ruin your whole day then i think that's MAJOR overreacting
meowmeowgirl 0
Men are pigs. That makes them seem like bigger pigs. They should keep their harassing comments/whistling to themselves.
DoomedGemini 38
It's showing that they view you as nothing but an object rather than a person. It's happened to me onces I live in a small town and I went home feeling ashamed and dirty,hurting what little self esteem I had.
williwil 0
now u kno not to whistle for a wolf little red riding hood
perdix 31
Why would you even attempt it at an open-casket funeral? Bad luck, mate, that this was the time you finally got it to work!