Today, I learned how to wolf-whistle properly, and then learned what it feels like to be slapped on the head. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out what getting slapped in the face with lettuce feels like. FML
Today, I was trying to learn how to whistle. On the elevator ride up to my room, I was experimenting with tongue placement and mouth position. At the height of my facial contortions and probable spitting, the elevator doors opened to reveal the guy I've been crushing. FML
Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML
Today, I found out what sound a hammer makes when it strikes the back of my hand. FML
Today, I used the phrase "bitch please" in real life. It was funny until the "bitch" bitch-slapped me in the face. FML
Today, I found out what it feels like to get hit in the head with a bat. Not the wooden kind though. The one that bites and claws you when it gets stuck in your hair. FML
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Today, I found out it is possible to get whiplash and a concussion from a tickle fight you have with your boyfriend. FML
Today, while I was waiting for the bus, I was whistling. I saw a cute girl running and I looked at my phone so it didn't seem too awkward. I was still whistling as she passed by so it sounded like I whistled at her. She ran back to slap me. FML
Today, I found out that the source of the "mystery whistling" I’ve been hearing in my house for days was my own nose. Apparently, I’ve got a built-in wind instrument. FML
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Top comments
MrSassypants 34
Bitch slapped?
iAmScrubs 19
Consider yourself lucky that you know how to wolf whistle and that was the first time you have EVER been slapped in the head.
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Comments (149)
udeservdit 0
not fml
FweakofCydonia 40
This guy deserves the darwin award
Xotoolyxo 16
That's what you get for being disrespectful
fantasyworld 39
YDI.
ChunkyBuiscuit 13
A cat call is the one you whistle at a hot girl. Idk what a wolf whistle is
merica_mercenary 3
with great power comes great responsibility