By Lisbeth - 07/01/2018 19:30 - Canada - Mascouche

Today, I was cleaning up the kitchen after a nice cozy dinner with my boyfriend at his parents' country house. I picked up the bottle of olive oil we'd used for cooking and spotted two dead mice in it. FML
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exileonmainst 16

The mice needed oiling, they’ve been squeaking for a long time.

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loopylaura88 17

how big is that olive oil and how did you not notice before hand???

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loopylaura88 17

how big is that olive oil and how did you not notice before hand???

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littlelia 22

she might not have helped cook, or didn't use the olive oil herself

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09051308288 17

Maybe the mice are vegan.

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draghkar 18

That’s plain nasty. Good news, if you’re cooking with it, you killed any potential cooties. And now, you have that image, think of it when you want to stop eating. It works.

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exileonmainst 16

The mice needed oiling, they’ve been squeaking for a long time.

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abigiggles 39

Don’t you know that souris à l'huile d'olive is a new fad?

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sweetbliss3 37

aren't those bottles kind of clear? you didn't see them or a shadow of them? how did they get in the bottles? how did no one notice this? I have so many questions and not enough time.

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s2_mIchy_s2 23

? not something you wanna read while on your lunch break at work

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boopingsnoot 24

How even ?!?!

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