Today, I laid in bed until 3am kept up by a house party. In my own house. Which my housemates didn't invite me to. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sat in my room on the computer instead of attending the party of the year. I got kicked out because I wasn't invited. The party was in my back yard, hosted by my brother. FML
Today, it was my second day of house-sitting. I was so out of my mind from not seeing people that I invited a bunch of friends over for dinner. I said I would pay for pizza and we could all hang out in the house. Even with an unsupervised house and free food, no one showed. FML
Today, my roommates had a party while I stayed in my room, and that was fine by me. What was not fine was when a stranger broke into my room, asked to lay next to me, and then just went ahead and did it. FML
Today, I was sleeping when my roommate walked in and asked me, "So… when are you leaving?" She had decided to throw a party in our apartment. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I was asked to leave a party because apparently I was a buzzkill. It was my party, for my birthday, at my house. All my friends and relatives basically sent me to my room for being too tired to party, so they could get pissed in my front room and pillage my fridge. FML
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
Today, I wanted to go clubbing with my friends. I started drinking at home to save on the price of drinks, instead I fell asleep on my couch. FML
Today, all my friends had a huge party and 'forgot' to invite me. They only remembered about me at 2 am when they called asking for rides home because they were all too drunk to drive. FML
Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML
Today, I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch. When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house. FML
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Top comments
sstahpp 33
It's your house. You don't need an invitation.
Zebediabolical 45
If they didn't explicitly ask you not to come, they probably just assumed you would. Who waits for an invite to a party in their own house? Seriously.
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Comments (59)
aaakx 11
so practice sleeping early.
AlexanderDavidd 13
Why do you feel you need to be invited? Either join the party, because it IS your house, or kill the party and tell everyone to gtfo.. Easy as that!
littleking94 14
they probably were wondering why you were in bed and didn't come out
DoDaJulio 13
just go down to the party it's your house. FYL, but YDI too for not just having fun at home when u can't sleep.
superwhovian 16
They probably thought you wouldn't need an invitation to a party at your own house
gunnerblaster 21
It's your house. **** your "friends" and go crash it. If they have a problem, tell them to **** off to someone else's house, next time they want to throw a party and continue to enjoy yourself.
leogachi 15
Housemate =/= Friend
fader48080 10
your automatically invited to any party in your own damn house.
inolongercare 19
It is your house; just go and hang out. If they are your housemates you should be good enough friends and they assumed you knew you were invited.
swampbaby985 30
That's when you flip the main power breaker and say "party over!"
yoshiyakiryu 20
I understand this feeling. My housemates do this kind of thing a lot, and while I don't know if I can join in or not, a lot of the time I don't want to. I respect that it's their house too so there's no issue having a party, I just think that the respectful thing to do is to at least keep quiet after a certain time. For instance, turn the music off after a certain time.