Today, I laid in bed until 3am kept up by a house party. In my own house. Which my housemates didn't invite me to. FML
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Today, I sat in my room on the computer instead of attending the party of the year. I got kicked out because I wasn't invited. The party was in my back yard, hosted by my brother. FML
Today, it was my second day of house-sitting. I was so out of my mind from not seeing people that I invited a bunch of friends over for dinner. I said I would pay for pizza and we could all hang out in the house. Even with an unsupervised house and free food, no one showed. FML
Today, my roommates had a party while I stayed in my room, and that was fine by me. What was not fine was when a stranger broke into my room, asked to lay next to me, and then just went ahead and did it. FML
Today, I was sleeping when my roommate walked in and asked me, "So… when are you leaving?" She had decided to throw a party in our apartment. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I was asked to leave a party because apparently I was a buzzkill. It was my party, for my birthday, at my house. All my friends and relatives basically sent me to my room for being too tired to party, so they could get pissed in my front room and pillage my fridge. FML
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
Today, I wanted to go clubbing with my friends. I started drinking at home to save on the price of drinks, instead I fell asleep on my couch. FML
Today, all my friends had a huge party and 'forgot' to invite me. They only remembered about me at 2 am when they called asking for rides home because they were all too drunk to drive. FML
Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML
Today, I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch. When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house. FML
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sstahpp 33
It's your house. You don't need an invitation.
Zebediabolical 45
If they didn't explicitly ask you not to come, they probably just assumed you would. Who waits for an invite to a party in their own house? Seriously.
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Comments (59)
EyRaB 17
I'm sure dropping the roommate line would have been an easy in with all the house guests.
deviousangel89 13
It's still your house. If they don't have the decency to invite you to a party at your own place, **** them! Tell them to leave!
sadbuttru95 13
I'd bet you'd be a knock-out at that party though
ladyg228 15
Shouldn't you automatically be invited since its your house
Tegz0rz 12
They don't need to invite you, because it's your house and they know that. Some people just look for excuses to be upset.
its_lance 12
i dont think you need an invitation to your own house party,... unless he said you cant come
cappellaaa 23
Maybe they didn't invite you because you'd already be there...?
Attacksloth 33
Did you actually go into the party and did your roommates say "you're not invited, get lost?".....? Or, are you just assuming that they didn't invite you since they didn't enthusiastically come into your bedroom yelling "OMG JERRY/SALLY/BRITTANY/TOM/LARRY/APU! WE TOTES HAVE A PARTY GOING DOWN, COME HAVE FUUUUN WITH US!"
MooseKnuckle503 11
You sound like e my Bitch roomate. It goes unsaid that you are invited. Poutting aka being a Bitch only hurts yourself.
xluciferx666 21
Should have gone out and shit on the coats