Today, I laid in bed until 3am kept up by a house party. In my own house. Which my housemates didn't invite me to. FML
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Today, I sat in my room on the computer instead of attending the party of the year. I got kicked out because I wasn't invited. The party was in my back yard, hosted by my brother. FML
Today, it was my second day of house-sitting. I was so out of my mind from not seeing people that I invited a bunch of friends over for dinner. I said I would pay for pizza and we could all hang out in the house. Even with an unsupervised house and free food, no one showed. FML
Today, my roommates had a party while I stayed in my room, and that was fine by me. What was not fine was when a stranger broke into my room, asked to lay next to me, and then just went ahead and did it. FML
Today, I was sleeping when my roommate walked in and asked me, "So… when are you leaving?" She had decided to throw a party in our apartment. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I was asked to leave a party because apparently I was a buzzkill. It was my party, for my birthday, at my house. All my friends and relatives basically sent me to my room for being too tired to party, so they could get pissed in my front room and pillage my fridge. FML
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
Today, I wanted to go clubbing with my friends. I started drinking at home to save on the price of drinks, instead I fell asleep on my couch. FML
Today, all my friends had a huge party and 'forgot' to invite me. They only remembered about me at 2 am when they called asking for rides home because they were all too drunk to drive. FML
Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML
Today, I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch. When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house. FML
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sstahpp 33
It's your house. You don't need an invitation.
Zebediabolical 45
If they didn't explicitly ask you not to come, they probably just assumed you would. Who waits for an invite to a party in their own house? Seriously.
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Comments (59)
ForeverJasmine 26
You don't need an invite if it's your own damn house.
Illmerican 13
If sleep is the bigger issue, might I recommend ear plugs? You can get them pretty cheaply at CVS or a similar store.
domolovesyoshi 33
They wont block out music coming from your own house. :source I use earplugs and trust they don't.
Zebediabolical 45
If they didn't explicitly ask you not to come, they probably just assumed you would. Who waits for an invite to a party in their own house? Seriously.
Wer3Wolf3 16
Raise their rent?
kindasortayeah 25
Op is a roommate, not the landlords. Raising the rent is a little extreme for not being invited to a party anyways.
imhidden 16
Walk out your room dumb ass
noonenoeone 22
OP sounds like a passive, woe is me type of person. Keep sitting in your room feeling sorry for yourself, that's what you really want anyways.
CharlieM78 9
Man up get out there and get your party on.
TheBelt 19
Your house your party I would advise you to get the **** up and go have fun.
the_real_dvd 21
This would've been a great opportunity for you to learn some social skills. Next time, put yourself together, walk out, introduce yourself, and integrate yourself into the situation. It's your house. They can't kick you out.
bnbhimp 10
Don't be an antisocial bitch go out there.
TallMist 32
Well, based on how they're complaining about how they weren't invited, I'm pretty certain they'd most like to join the party. Also, considering the fact OP said it was 3am. Most people like to be asleep by that time, party-goer or otherwise.