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By liynda - 06/05/2011 01:49 - Canada

Today, I knocked on the door of the bathroom to make sure nobody was in there before I walked in. Then I remembered I live alone. FML

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By HomeAlone - 24/04/2016 04:45 - United States

Today, I went into the bathroom and got angry upon finding that once again, no one had bothered to put on a new roll of toilet paper. And then I remembered that I live alone. FML

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By SBae - 14/03/2016 15:49 - United States - Uniontown

Today, I waited for the single bathroom for a very long time. I finally knocked on the door and found no one was in there. FML

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By timon_n_pumbaa - 11/01/2020 09:00 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, I found myself locked in a bathroom for the second time in my life. This time at least I was at home. I live alone. I had to break the window on the shower door and crawl out. Now, I need to crawl in/out to shower, brush my teeth and more. FML

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By pottyhostage - 08/11/2010 21:26 - Sweden

Today, I freaked out when I couldn't get my bathroom door open. After ten minutes of panic when thinking about how I'd be stuck there for at least 8 hours until my roommate would get home, and another five mentally going over survival skills, I realized that I had forgotten to unlock the door. FML

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By wtfisgoingon - 28/04/2013 10:30 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2012 15:12 - United States - Monson

Today, I realized that all the times I checked behind the shower curtain before peeing didn't prepare me for what to do if someone was actually there. FML

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By Fail - 04/02/2023 15:00 - United States - Steele

Today, I woke up at the ungodly hour of 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom. It was of course quite dark, and unbeknownst to me, the door was closed. I walked into it. Then I tried to open it, missed the door knob, and walked into the door again. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2012 03:50 - United States

Today, I left my empty shower running so I could pretend I didn't still live alone. FML

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By Shocked - 28/01/2018 19:00

Today, while looking at a house to buy, I opened a bathroom door. There was a naked man on the toilet. FML

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By haunted - 23/10/2015 20:41 - United States - Gainesville

Today, I woke up at 2am and went to use the toilet. I sat there doing my business, when I heard a voice whisper my name from behind me. I live alone and the toilet is right up against the wall. I screamed and ran back to my room, then went without sleep for the rest of the night. FML

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xRegretItAll 3

Friday 6 May 2011 8:55

At least no one saw that.. (:

Isabel312 0

Friday 6 May 2011 8:54

awe. I'm sorry. maybe just a habit. I do it too.

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babyblue666 1

Friday 6 May 2011 18:47

would it be some shit if someo e answered lol

tessa1110001 12

Friday 6 May 2011 18:48

Lmfao!!! your not very smart

immunizations 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 6:09

you're*, genius.

OhSnap_NoWay 0

Friday 6 May 2011 19:21

now what would have been funnier is if someone would have said occupied and the op would have said ok let me know when your finished and then realized she lived alone

FreebirdIII 1

Friday 6 May 2011 19:43

I'm glad you knocked, I like to slip over and drop a deuce. I like your TP.

rachellen619 0

Friday 6 May 2011 20:54

just because you think you live alone doesn't necessarily mean that you are the only one in your house? ever think about that? check the closets and under the bed before you go to sleep tonight

ArielTheMermaid 17

Friday 6 May 2011 22:04

so you forgot one time big deal :p

TheyCallmeStacey 9

Friday 6 May 2011 22:26

I do that sometimes LOL

3Chris28 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 0:13

Overdramatic much?

GeneralMotors 23

Saturday 7 May 2011 0:18

well it is good to practice manners for when you get a spouse.

doralsaenz 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 0:20

dumb!!!!!

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