By Anonymous - 03/08/2016 18:01 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML
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emeraldisle 30

Maybe you're part of the world's greatest magic trick.

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pjsr 32

Sounds like the ominous Middle-of-Nowhere Triangle. Get out of there quickly!

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MDoremis 38

Maybe the tow truck already retrieved it?

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Haggis300 25

Even if it had, I'm assuming OP wanted to be with his car, rather than being stuck in the middle of nowhere

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chinaski7628 32

Still, I'd rather have my car towed than stolen…

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anitak912 11

It was probably towed already?

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emeraldisle 30

Maybe you're part of the world's greatest magic trick.

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michaelaranda 28

This FML needs a follow up!

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TheNewGuy03 28

Clearly, we either have a very resourceful thief that just so happened to appear in the middle of god-knows-where, the tow truck got there before you got back, or there are some interdimensional shenanigans afoot.

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dcats 13

Tow truck got there really quick I see.

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pjsr 32

Sounds like the ominous Middle-of-Nowhere Triangle. Get out of there quickly!

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jcash52426 5

With out more info this is just speculation Did you leave the car unlocked because someone who knows car might have been able to fix it and steal it Did you have a spare key in the car. If car was open then again if they know cars might have stolen it. Maybe someone who has a tow truck stole it But hopefully the local tow truck just happens to be passing buy and took it back to the shop.

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Tomato_Cheese 22

Did you at least have your phone so you could get the distance for your egg?

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mrlawlor7777 26

Considering the nearest house was 3 miles away, op could've been without cell service.

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maxthebigseal 21

I think #8 is talking about hatching eggs in Pokemon Go, where you have to walk various distances to hatch them. Edit: Misunderstood previous replies. Disregard this comment.

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smpletxt 14

He/she said that it was in the middle of nowhere. Do you think there would be cell service?

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allie2590 31

Not every "middle of nowhere" will have cell service. Most of them don't, in my experience.

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Lalala579121 27

Maybe it went to go find a princess. Because it was toad.

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_EnderDoge 22

Here goes waiting for the "wall" comments.

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