Transportation: Today, leaving the restaurant I work in, the car next to mine...

By parkingisawesome - 06/05/2011 00:35 - United States

Today, leaving the restaurant I work in, the car next to mine was very crookedly parked. I had a hard time backing out. It turned out the whole restaurant was watching me, and they all started to clap as I drove away. FML

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By whoneedsdumbcars - 14/08/2009 08:29 - United States

Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML

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By papergirl - 24/04/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, I went to a fancy restaurant. I was coming right from work and brought a change of clothes with me. I parked in an empty corner of the parking lot to change. As I was pulling my pants up, I noticed that I was facing an apartment complex where an old guy was watching me from his balcony. FML

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By moonbears - 22/10/2015 16:46 - United States - Portland

Today, as I tried to parallel park at a busy spot downtown, a group of teens jumped in front of my car and started a slow clap. FML

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By greatdriver...4 - 31/08/2011 11:07 - United States

Today, I tried to back out of a spot in a parking garage. I did a 12 point turn, hit the car behind me and still didn't manage to get out of the spot. Everyone was staring at me, and the attendant had to come over and move my car for me. I have to park there every day. FML

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By mickstinator - 25/06/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML

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By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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You deserved it 210

By Anonymous - 19/01/2017 08:22

Today, the last parking space outside my work was tiny but I tried to parallel park there in desperation. A school kid saw the whole attempt and sarcastically clapped me as I gave up and drove away. FML

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You deserved it 1 216

By seriously - 17/12/2014 13:33 - United States - Oak Lawn

Today, I decided to splurge and get valet parking at a fancy restaurant. I got out of the car and gave the man my keys and watched as he slowly backed my car into another car. FML

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By Thomas P. - 27/08/2016 16:49

Today, I parked in my "employee of the month" parking spot by the front of the store and started my shift. About halfway through my shift, a customer backed into my vehicle, got out and checked, then drove off before I could come outside. Perks of being the best employee I can be. FML

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You deserved it 853

By Chops - 09/03/2009 06:35 - United States

Today, I was walking from my office to the place i had parked my car, a distance of approximately three blocks. As I was about to round the last corner I was forced to dive out of the way of a speeding car. As I looked up, I noticed that it was my car. FML

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Jackiess22 0

Friday 6 May 2011 9:00

This really doesn't seem too bad. if I were watching I would clap for you succeeding! The other person parked like a dick and you pulled out of it with out ******* up your car. Congrats.

largefoofighter 0

Friday 6 May 2011 8:58

I just picture you backing out like an old lady in a buick

Comments

10thPrestige 0

Friday 6 May 2011 8:55

It possibly couldn't have been as hard as my strap on right now.

FruityLoooons 8

Friday 6 May 2011 8:59

...what. :l

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Friday 6 May 2011 9:01

hey me too! im starting to get a rash :s

10thPrestige 0

Friday 6 May 2011 9:04

Use aloe it helps with those damned rashes.

ATSViper 15

Friday 6 May 2011 8:58

Really?! Hoping your not a guy.

10thPrestige 0

Friday 6 May 2011 8:59

Yes, I'm a very sexy male.

ydi_4_suking 20

Friday 6 May 2011 10:04

i like to glue post it notes on peoples windshields asking them to park correctly

Stroke_Her_Ace 15

Friday 6 May 2011 10:23

yep

xmayne 0

Friday 6 May 2011 11:39

yes

Hide_Yo_Kids 0

Friday 6 May 2011 12:29

most likely an Asian.

HeavyMetalViking 0

Friday 6 May 2011 12:38

42,No wai, I can dliving the car, I dliving the car for the twenty yuhs and no accident. Me no lying.

largefoofighter 0

Friday 6 May 2011 8:58

I just picture you backing out like an old lady in a buick

Isabel312 0

Friday 6 May 2011 8:59

Are you sure you weren't crookedly parked?

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Friday 6 May 2011 9:04

Y U NO PARK PROPERLY!!!

california283 6

Friday 6 May 2011 9:13

y u no palk plopelry*

ydi_4_suking 20

Friday 6 May 2011 9:22

y tha fakken yew b taulkin lik this?

lamAzn 0

Friday 6 May 2011 8:59

you duh ashun like me? lol jk, *claps*

Jackiess22 0

Friday 6 May 2011 9:00

This really doesn't seem too bad. if I were watching I would clap for you succeeding! The other person parked like a dick and you pulled out of it with out ******* up your car. Congrats.