Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that he should sing that song that goes 'I'm too sexy for my shirt' when we have sex. Now, every time that we have sex, that song is going to be stuck in my head. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that he should sing the "I'm too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts…" song before we had sex. Now, every time we have sex, that song is going to be in my head. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if we were going to become "that stupid couple that sings cheesy songs to each other." I just spent the past 3 months writing the perfect song that I was planning on singing to him tonight. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to serenade me with The Sex is Good by Saving Abel. According to him, "I have to fake it, I'd leave if I could. I'm not in love, but the sex is good." FML
Today, my boyfriend said to me, in front of his friends, “Can you stop breaking out into song all the time? It’s getting really annoying.” FML
Today, my boyfriend said we should re-enact a porn episode he saw. I jokingly said yes. He had an outfit and everything. I thought it was going to be fun, until he started playing Bon Jovi in the background. FML
Today, I was trying on a shirt and asked my boyfriend if he liked it. He replied, "If I say no, can we still have sex tonight?" FML
Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
godofswag 6
that's not gonna be the only thing stuck in u O yes I did just make that joke what up
Androidz 0
To both previous statements, what in the actual **** are you talking about?
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (81)
xbella 8
ur fault! should've said contagious by Isley brothers (;
tennisrapper1 14
I like big butts I cannot lie
LunaDragon 10
Yeah "Baby Got Back", ftw.
2oc 5
Fat Bottomed Girls even.
Clamcreepy 7
Be careful what you wish for because you just might get it and not know what to do with it. Now you must suffer the consequences of wanting your boyfriend to sing an old with (I'm sure) subpar vocal skills.
ILoveMyXbox 0
I sung the Pussycat Dolls song for your first sentence... :p
GovernorGeneral 8
I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT. TO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT !!
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
So sexy it hurts!
nofearjenshere 12
It could be worse. It could've been the theme song to Spongebob..
MyNameIsNotJohn 5
Dammit, now that song is stuck in my head.
greenmen 12
You asked for it????????????????
steviesnm 6
Jokingly???????
perdix 31
Then, abstain from sex and stock up on Trident Layers gum to feed your boyfriend. If he loves you, he'll put his disgusting sexual desires for you away, so that you don't have to be tormented by Right Said Fred. Any man who is worth a shit would accept such a sacrifice.
UmbreonKirby 14
Sir, I, much like you, do not get laid. But there are a few differences. One such difference being I don't call sex disgusting because I can't get any. Thank you for your time. Please resume with your life
Pudagiah 12
I just wrote a comment and it was really bad and I don't know how to delete it do I'm editing it and this is all I can write.
TaysDarkLust 11
Baby got front by Jackie beat? Lol.
perdix 31
There's a sure-fire way to get a song* out of your head: when you feel the stuck song starting in your head, substitute Kylie Minogue's "Can't Get You Out of My Head." Then, that song will be stuck in your head, and you won't be able to get it out because the lyrics say so. *This technique doesn't work for "Can't Get You Out of My Head." When this song is stuck, the condition is terminal.
Zoh_Aubrey 8
Lalala LA LA LALA LA!