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By Kyle - 05/01/2012 06:58 - United States

Today, I jokingly mocked my dad about his age. He jokingly poured milk all over my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2012 20:10 - Nigeria - Lagos

Today, my dad was making coffee for the family. Half-way through, he excused himself to the bathroom, so for a laugh, I discreetly poured a load of salt into his drink. When he served us, I drank a mouthful and doubled over hacking. My dad barked, "I wasn't born yesterday, son." FML

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By squeltorey - 03/08/2012 19:28 - United States - Whittier

Today, after waking up, I went into the kitchen and took a swig of milk from the carton. I overestimated my strength, and the whole thing splashed all over my face. A few moments later, my dad staggered in, looked at me in disgust, and said, "You know what? I don't even wanna know." FML

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By ZeroApostle4Ever - 23/02/2012 08:00 - United States

Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML

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By fuck you, dad - 08/02/2014 20:54 - United States - Bellflower

Today, my family and I were celebrating my dad's birthday. The two of us were standing by the pool chatting, and I jokingly said "You're old now." I suppose I should have expected him to shove me into the pool, my phone still in hand, and retort, "You're soaked now." FML

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By rowie1311 - 27/03/2011 18:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML

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Just a prank, son!

By barface - 11/01/2012 02:52 - United States

Today, while very sick, throwing up in a bucket beside my bed, my dad came in pushed my face into the bucket. For a laugh, apparently. FML

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By paige - 01/04/2011 03:18 - United States

Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML

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By not gay in AL - 11/05/2014 17:57 - United States

Today, my dad seemed moody, so to lift his spirits, I told him I loved him. He just snorted, "You gay or something, boy?" Really mature, dad, really mature. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2010 06:28 - United States

Today, it was my dad's birthday. As a joke, I got him one of those big erasers that say, "FOR BIG MISTAKES." He opened it, tried to erase me with it, then said, "It doesn't work." and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2015 23:55 - United States

Today, I came home to find my dad drinking. Trying to be cheerful, I greeted him with a "Hi, dad!" He sighed, shook his head, and said "It hurts me when you call me that." FML

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chili10 18

Thursday 5 January 2012 12:06

What a sweet father/son relationship.

Give_Linux_A_Go 28

Thursday 5 January 2012 12:17

He poured milk all over his son? Such actions are, in my opinion, legendairy.

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Avalanches 9

Thursday 5 January 2012 12:17

Tell him not to break his hip!

chili10 18

Friday 6 January 2012 12:13

That's what I always tell my dad, op's dad is probably just going through a mid life crisis and is feeling vulnerable. =

poopmonster05 3

Thursday 5 January 2012 12:18

Got milk?

Nyx3ni6m4 5

Thursday 5 January 2012 12:34

Not anymore I guess...

XmyviolentheartX 13

Thursday 5 January 2012 12:38

Got a better pun?

upyourzlolz 11

Thursday 5 January 2012 13:17

What udder nonsense. Of course not.

xiaoxaio 5

Thursday 5 January 2012 14:58

yup all over his head

MikeMikeTheAzn 3

Friday 6 January 2012 0:31

no

zmtt 3

Friday 6 January 2012 3:53

Lol ur gay

aimeesea75 16

Thursday 5 January 2012 12:20

Some men are sensitive like that. Just make sure you don't call him fat. ._.

honeybuncher 3

Thursday 5 January 2012 12:22

maybe back in his day, that was the way they did it.

zanguard 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 12:31

That was dairy rude of him. Hehehe... ok I'll leave now.

ThecomingofTan 9

Thursday 5 January 2012 12:41

That's what you get, Kyle. Don't make fun of Walter's age again or you're gonna get it.

Red_Wing_Nut44 14

Thursday 5 January 2012 12:48

Haha your dad's awesome!

ICATiger 13

Thursday 5 January 2012 12:53

You had it coming.

upyourzlolz 11

Thursday 5 January 2012 13:28

Coming... Milk... Cum... Hmm. I'm trying to find a way to improve this comment ten-fold.

GoW_Chick 14

Thursday 5 January 2012 13:31

You utterly deserved it.

1JDub 6

Thursday 5 January 2012 12:56

Milk.....it does a smartass son good....FYL

Stahrgeyzer 8

Thursday 5 January 2012 13:15

I don see how this is a FML. Milk baths nurture your skin; gets rid of dead skin, black heads, and makes your skin a lot smoother. If anything you should be thanking him.

McDonaldsworker 4

Thursday 5 January 2012 13:18

Hmm I'll have to try taking a milk bath sometime lol,

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