By spockswifey - 03/11/2010 06:40 - United States

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Today, I jokingly asked my husband if he had ever cheated on me. In the most sincere and honest tone, he said "if I ever have or ever will, there's no way you would ever find out. I love you too much to lose you", and gave me a hug. FML
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Jerzyginger74 0

Oh, I don't even know where to begin with that one. That sounds like a back-handed admission to me.

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imright24 0

You tried to start something and he finished it. Good for him. YDI.

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TinyDude 10

At least he gave u am honest yet unhurting answer ;D

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TinyDude 10

Lols it was juz a random gift from my friends

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StitchedBear 0

that's what you get for being the typical paranoid housewife

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thewife5 19

that's a rude statement. I know a ton of housewives that aren't paranoid.. put a sock in it

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yzBabe 0

very true. what kind of "joke" is that? not even close to funny

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yourmurderscenex 13

mmm im a housewife and i am not paranoid what so ever. i know my husband will NEVER cheat on me.

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FLCL4711Fox 0

110. it was a joke that you took too seriously... that's what kind of joke it was. and those jokes are the worst kind

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JUST_STFU_N_GTFO 0

OP, don't ask questions when you don't want to hear the answer. Why would you do that? What if he said he did cheat on you? Are you going to break years of been together because of one night? :(

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Lawlipop 3

Uhh. Yes? And just because he might have admitted to cheating... doesn't mean it would only have been once. Besides, he shouldn't have committed to a marriage if he couldn't actually stay with just one woman. As for the validity of her question itself... what's wrong with asking? Not liking the answer DOES NOT make the question stupid, not when it's something like this. I mean, if she asked him if he liked **** and got all huffy when he gave the likely response, that would be different.

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sherivengeance 3

whaaaaattt!!!! hahahhaa that shit can't be real

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Stumblebum30 5

Why would you 'jokingly' even ask such a question?

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reddwarf_fml 0

...... if u don't want to know the answer, don't ask!

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penguin7 0

um that sounds insane. your husband is creepy. actually the husband in the movie Enough, with jlo.... yea... he says almost the same exact thing to her. and then obviously beat her. great guy (eyeroll)

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sccrismyantidrg 4

I was thinking the exact same thing. He's creepy!

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