Love: Today, as my boyfriend was trying to convince me that he was...

By princesspea - 07/02/2009 16:41 - United States

Today, as my boyfriend was trying to convince me that he was not having an affair with another woman named Julie, he looked me in the eye and exclaimed, "I would never cheat on you, I love you more than anything, Julie". FML

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By JJ - 14/11/2009 03:07 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me a text saying: "I don't think we can see each other anymore, the nights were great, but I think I'm falling in love with Julie". I'm Julie. FML

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By Maddii1112 - 10/08/2016 19:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he loved me for the first time in a way I'll never forget. In fact, his exact words were, "You're not the only one that I love." FML

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By Hm - 08/02/2010 04:03 - United States

Today, I found out the love of my life, my husband, is cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, his response was, "Don't blame me, you're the gullible bitch." FML

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By clueless - 29/10/2009 04:09 - Canada

Today, I confronted my boyfriend, suspecting that he has been cheating on me during the past few months. He vehemently denied it. Then told me it would never happen again. What? FML

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By 2ndchoice - 12/12/2009 15:47 - Belgium

Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2016 17:11 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, my girlfriend told me she loved me for the first time. Unfortunately, it was her way of saying that she didn't want to lose me after cheating on me yesterday. FML

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By Hopeless - 12/07/2009 03:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me and he was very upset, crying that he had been betrayed. He then began to explain that his friend had slept with his ex-girlfriend. I asked why he was so upset, and he said he still loved her, and really thought they were going to be able to work things out. FML

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By ART - 06/03/2010 08:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a year decided to confess to me that almost everything he has told me in our relationship has been a lie. This includes telling me that he was single when we first met, telling me that he loved me, and telling me that I was beautiful. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2013 21:41 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my boyfriend randomly decided to let me know that he believes there's really no such thing as cheating, unless both partners explicitly agree that the relationship is monogamous. And no, he wouldn't agree that ours is. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I found out that we were cheating on each other with the same person. FML

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NorfolkDude 2

Saturday 7 February 2009 21:38

Oh burn! Don't stress that just because he called you Julie that it really means he's cheating you with her. It could be that you or him said Julie so much that he just accidentally said it.

Nartman 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 20:39

Oh snap! Brutal!

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Nartman 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 20:39

Oh snap! Brutal!

omfgItzme 0

Friday 12 February 2010 19:29

you should have been like"I believe you Chris or is it Jared?" XD

writergirl69 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 4:59

it could have been an innocent slip because he was thinking of the name Julie through the conversation. I've called my friends each other's names, names of teachers, even names of movie characters.

julielovesjohno 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 16:53

im soory, i shld have made him tell u sooner...

CableX17 0

Friday 27 August 2010 17:20

^this^ rofl:P

bunnyboo2525 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 6:04

#41 win!!!!

Roi_fml 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 21:00

Ouchie. Don't linger on him, really. No decent guy would cheat on a girl. You should have left the moment you found out he was cheating.

Yocomedy12 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 1:44

or you could investigate to find out if it's true before you leave someone because of a rumor

NorfolkDude 2

Saturday 7 February 2009 21:38

Oh burn! Don't stress that just because he called you Julie that it really means he's cheating you with her. It could be that you or him said Julie so much that he just accidentally said it.

dilqncho 1

Wednesday 2 June 2010 3:44

Or maybe he was just kidding...

QQ_fml 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 22:50

yea but if he really loved you he wouldnt mess up your name cuz it would come so naturally

neighbor 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 6:20

I couldn't tell you if it means he doesn't love you, but I have done that to my boyfriend, a few times, but i never have cheated on him. We were talking about my best friends boyfriend at the time, named jonathan, and then i few min later, i called him, jonathan, he got mad but then understood we were just talking about him. And, he has called me his sisters name..