Intimacy: Today, I jokingly asked my husband if he had ever cheated on...

By spockswifey - 03/11/2010 06:40 - United States

Today, I jokingly asked my husband if he had ever cheated on me. In the most sincere and honest tone, he said "if I ever have or ever will, there's no way you would ever find out. I love you too much to lose you", and gave me a hug. FML

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By princesspea - 07/02/2009 16:41 - United States

Today, as my boyfriend was trying to convince me that he was not having an affair with another woman named Julie, he looked me in the eye and exclaimed, "I would never cheat on you, I love you more than anything, Julie". FML

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By Sdutent - 01/03/2009 08:34 - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend if she has ever had an affair. She replied, "Yes. With you". FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2017 02:00

Today, after I caught my husband cheating and lying, he had the nerve to claim it wasn't a big deal because, "I always come home to you!" FML

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By wow - 15/04/2013 18:36 - Russian Federation - Saint Petersburg

Today, my husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news for me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML

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By Just an Exam - 14/12/2016 18:37 - United States

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on his final exam. I confronted him after class by jokingly asking, "If you cheated on a test, would you cheat on me?" Turns out that yes, yes he would, and he did. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2016 02:22 - United States - Lawrenceville

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a love letter saying about how much he cares for me, how he'd die for me and how he wants to spend his life with me. What really took my breath away was the confession at the end about how he "accidentally" cheated on me with my best friend. FML

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By trekkiewife - 20/10/2015 19:45 - United States - New Port Richey

Today, my husband jokingly said to me, "I think you love Captain Kirk more than me." Without thinking, I said in a serious tone, "I think I do, too." FML

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By dundundadumb - 06/08/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, a very good friend of mine said he had a question to ask me. Jokingly, I threw my arms around his neck and said, "Oh yes, yes, a thousand times yes!" When I sat back down, I saw tears in his eyes, and he said, "You've made me the happiest man alive" as he pulled a small box out of his coat. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2018 03:00

Today, I actually said the words "yes, a blowjob from a guy is still cheating" to my husband. I never thought that would be a problem. FML

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By clueless - 29/10/2009 04:09 - Canada

Today, I confronted my boyfriend, suspecting that he has been cheating on me during the past few months. He vehemently denied it. Then told me it would never happen again. What? FML

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Thisdeadhorse 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 12:09

you have a very intelligent husband

Jerzyginger74 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 12:10

Oh, I don't even know where to begin with that one. That sounds like a back-handed admission to me.

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pammyengland 1

Wednesday 3 November 2010 15:29

it could have been worse :)

jose1760 1

Wednesday 3 November 2010 15:42

Awww that is sooo romantic!!

crystal_james 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 15:46

:O He didn't say he hasn't cheated!

restythestar 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 15:50

what #13 said

perfectlypink 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 15:58

awww I fink it's kinda sweet, the sorta dumb thing mine would say!

iliveinthesky_fml 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 16:43

Oooh. Burn.

felixts 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 16:49

nawww he loves yooo o.p

fantita495 19

Wednesday 3 November 2010 16:50

it's cute in a way

cristhian290 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 16:55

hey, here is a thought, since you want to know that kind of stuff and he is being honest, now ask him if the others were better than you! I bet you'll come and post another FML story!!