Today, I invited my new girlfriend over for the first time. My roommate thought it would be funny to go on a porn site on my computer and leave it up. She saw it, freaked out, slapped me, and left. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after she found a disgusting and perverted porn site on my internet history. What was this site? Reddit. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML
Today, my girlfriend invited me over for the first time. I pulled up to her house just to be denied at the front door by her mum. She'd invited me over to break up with me, but had her mum do it for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for two months. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close it because I'd seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML
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thehumanlyhuman 7
If your roommate doesn't fess up to her, you'll have some serious butt-whoopin' to do.
vipirius 18
If she freaks out about guys watching ****, she's going to be single for a looong time.
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Comments (84)
PrincessOfEgypt 3
What up with all the **** related fmls now-a-days.
saxybandgeek 14
Why is it a big deal? I would think it's funny. Everyone whacks it
AnonymousAlpaca1 18
**** is a touchy topic. Some people love, some hate it, others are indifferent. I remember talking to my boyfriend once and asking him about ****. He told me that he watched it sometimes and all I said was "Oh." That was it. That's all I said. No emotion, no showing disappointment or anger. But then he told me that he decided that since he was now in a relationship he wasn't going to watch it anymore. In fact, he had his brother put blocks on his computer so he couldn't. He told me this a month after the blocks were put up. So in order to make up for that, I try and do more to keep him satisfied. I see it as an eye for an eye. He gave up **** because he didn't want to hurt me, so I give more effort to make him happy. If you can compromise I think everything will be fine.
martin8337 36
New girlfriend? If anyone slaps anyone early on like that, that person is better off without the other person. This girl is probably a psycho, jealous and needy ass woman.
gAt_d 26
Wow, why so serious about ****!
JoshMohawk 11
Good riddance. You don't need a narrow minded, uptight, conservative killjoy like that in your life anyway.
iwadasn 33
You sound pretty narrow-minded yourself...
JoshMohawk 11
I'm not sure you understand the definition of the word...
love_me_electric 20
I found my boyfriends stash of porno mags about 2 weeks into the relationship (I wasn't snooping, he kept them between his mattresses and he'd left one sticking out a bit). We both just laughed it off. OPs girlfriend sounds like a psycho. Even if she doesn't like ****, that's not a reason to slap someone.
seriously_wtf22 2
That's messed up but at least he didn't leave gay **** on she would have really freaked out
AnonymousAlpaca1 18
OP didn't specify the type of ****... His roommate could have very well used gay **** or some other raunchy stuff.
Setareh23 34
Meh, the way I figure it is if someone is ok with their partner watching **** they won't care if it's gay **** or straight **** and if someone is not ok with their partner watching **** then it also won't matter whether it's gay or straight. The only situation where I could see the "type" of **** being a problem would be something like child pornography or something similar.
AnonymousAlpaca1 18
That's kinda what I was referring to. Or abusive/ violent ****. But I'd be pretty shocked if I found my SO looking at gay ****. Not that it's wrong, it would just take me by surprise.
shel1207 8
your new girlfriend seems like a prude.
kumarina 35
Is she really care about you, she will understand when you explain it, do the same to your roommate but with clown ****